by qwerty12345612345 November 7, 2011

someone who is loving life and freaking out because they have an unstoppable urge to party and freak out on national tv
ABC ANCHOR: charlie have you been on any drugs or are you on any drugs in the past month?
Charlie Sheen: "im on the greatest drug you can be on, charlie sheen, you just go nuts when your on it"
Charlie Sheen: "im on the greatest drug you can be on, charlie sheen, you just go nuts when your on it"
by Charlie Sheens publicisist March 18, 2011

Billy snorted a pound of Charlie Sheen. He wasn't I'n the presence of strippers, and didn't have animal blood, so he died.
by Hello Jesus April 20, 2011

Being so intoxicated that you think you've seen Charlie Sheen. The Sheen Illusion will often spurn you on to continue drinking to the point of paralysis.
Person 1: Holy shit... it's Charlie Sheen!!!
Person 2: Damn.. looks like he's suffering from the sheen illusion
Person 2: Damn.. looks like he's suffering from the sheen illusion
by drunk hillbilly May 11, 2011

by Chainedtothegang March 23, 2011

A drug so powerful if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
Mr Tassleberry: I have some bad news. Rick from accounting passed away this weekend.
Cubicle Workers: Gasp!
Mr Tassleberry: Toxicology reports show an overdose of Charlie Sheen.
Stew from shipping (crying): Was it subtle?
Mr Tassleberry: No, Stew, his face melted off and he exploded.
Everyone at once: Sick! Gross! Oh my god! Jesus, No! No! Nooooooo!
Cubicle Workers: Gasp!
Mr Tassleberry: Toxicology reports show an overdose of Charlie Sheen.
Stew from shipping (crying): Was it subtle?
Mr Tassleberry: No, Stew, his face melted off and he exploded.
Everyone at once: Sick! Gross! Oh my god! Jesus, No! No! Nooooooo!
by Charilie Sheens Pipe March 20, 2011

The most horrible drug known to man. First time users have been known to experience Face melting and death. As the use of Charlie Sheen rises so does the level of droopy-eyed, armless children which to this day is still a phenomenon among the world's top researchers.
by Bangin' 7 gram rocks March 25, 2011
