scrotum lagoon

a swampy accumulation of sweat under one's scrotum after a long period of crotch heat.
Nate spent so much time with his laptop on his crotch that he got scrotum lagoon!
by Minxy Noodle December 09, 2011
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scrotum berries

The hanging poop balls or fecal matter left behind on the nut sack hairs after a soft stool
Joe had a severe case of scrotum berries after exporting a soft excrement of poop
by BIG T 49 December 02, 2014
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scrotum odor

The smell your balls emit after a long workout or wet sexual activity, preferably the latter
Bro, your scrotum odor is clearing the room.
by smealger July 26, 2014
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Scrotum Totem

The totem attached to the scrotum. Ie. A man's dick or penis.

A humorous innuendo comparing a totem pole to a penis, specifically in reference to one that is erect or perceived to be.
Warren said, "Dude, that guy just erected a scrotum totem in his trousers"
by TADPOOL June 03, 2023
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King Scrotum

When somebody places their scrotum on another persons forehead. Seeming like he has a crown.
by Alutiiq April 16, 2019
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scrotum mittens

When somebody stretches their excess scrotal skin around their fists to keep warm.
"Holy Shit! I can't feel my fingers, good thing I have fists and a ballsack! Thank god for scrotum mittens!
by Srotal Delight December 18, 2015
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scrotum load

A large amount of insults unleashed on one group of girls in order to begin a scuffle.
Did you say Cameron hold himself back from unleashing that scrotum load on that group of whores?
by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008
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