Scratch The Donkey

A term for using sites like Omegle and Chatroulette so parents dont know what your talking about. Often mistaken for masturbation

Mike: "Hey man, I think the donkey is itchy"

Matt: "Yea, lets scratch the donkey at my place in like an hour, alright?"

by Mange Crosby November 28, 2011

Hot Scratch

another term for "sun burn."

Man, I ended up with a nasty case of Hot Scratch after my trip to the Caribbean.

by hotscratch82 May 10, 2010

flamingo scratch

Standing on one foot and using the other foot to scratch your leg.

My hands were full and my calf was so itchy, so I did the old flamingo scratch!

by grasshiphopper July 21, 2015

Scratch and Fetch

To scratch and fetch is to find any food you have in your house when you’re too lazy to cook and/or too broke to order pizza.

These ‘scratch and fetch’ foods may include:
-sandwich
-toastie
-eggs and chips
-nuggets
-beans on toast
-cereal
-canned soup Etc.

Chelle- “It’s a scratch and fetch night tonight. Might just have some beans.”

by ItchyPupil February 3, 2020

lay scratch

To leave tire marks behind from peeling out.

I've got a bitchin' Camaro that can lay scratch from here to Taco Bell.

by PonyRunner July 23, 2017

B-scratch

Another word for bitch. Used when in the company of people who the word "bitch" is not appropriate. From B-itch to B-scratch.

My kid's teacher is a B-scratch.

by B .R. Eastman June 30, 2009

scratch-harming

where one scratches at their skin till it bleeds. Where one scratches under their long hair and produces a red irritated area. Usually done by self-harmers who are less self-confident to do wrist or thigh cuts.

I can't go to the hair-stylist because i scratch-harm.
I can't pull up my hair on my side because then people will discover I am currently scratch-harming.

by almostEMOgirl,almostNOT May 17, 2015