When a female engages in intercourse while on her period and squirts, thus creating and ejecting a liquid mixture of blood, urine, and prostatic secretions which closely resembles non-viscous hot sauce.
Guy 1: Dude this bitch just hit me with a spicy squirt last night
Guy 2: DUDE WHAT THE FUCKKKK!!!!!!
Guy 2: DUDE WHAT THE FUCKKKK!!!!!!
by ApplesPeytonW. March 20, 2023
by THEpimpKNOWNasCOOL January 10, 2012
The act of shooting yourself in the face with your own semen, typically occurring while whacking off while lying on your back.
by The2ly February 13, 2020
After consuming an order of Carne Asada Fries for lunch, Randy was struck with an extreme case of the Bert Squirts and was trapped in the restroom for several hours.
by iguessitstim October 02, 2010
When a girl with diarrhea does a handstand while naked and the guy shoves a straw in her ass and drinks it like a milkshake
by FuckedUpTrump May 20, 2020
When you eat hofstra food for more than two days in a row. And at unexpected times you try to fart and it feels wet. you feel like you may have shat yourself but maybe not. upon further inspection you realize that you squirted a little bit out of your asshole. but not enough to leave the cheeks it doesnt get on your boxers but it still sucks.
Hofstra red is not real. The Hofstra Squirt is...for sure
Hofstra red is not real. The Hofstra Squirt is...for sure
"I was taking my final and then i got the Hofstra Squirt and had to sit with a wet asshole until I was finished. By the time i got to wipe it was all crusty and gross"
by hofstra squirt May 20, 2008
by Copie Boy November 06, 2002