Ruby Martinez

Ruby Martinez is the cutest human being in the world that deserves better! All he wanted was for Olivia, Monse, Jamal, and Cesar to be happy! But Cesar didn’t shoot

“Ruby wanted to make everyone happy! RUBY MARTINEZ DESERVES BETTER!”

by Ruben.Martinez May 29, 2018

mike ruby

the biggest tit rod anyone has ever met. he'll fuck your day up more than anyone else in the world. he thinks he's sexy but he has man tits and a peach on his arm. if you see him, fuck his day up and piss on his tits!

TITS, i just met mike ruby. he has man tits!

by titrod2144 December 17, 2009

Ruby Slipper

The act of inserting a foot into a vagina multiple times until it is covered with blood.

"Sally was pissing me off so much last night I decided to try for a ruby slipper and got blood all over the carpet."

"Man I haven't clipped my toe nails in forever!"
"Dude! you better be careful about where you stick those you're going to get a ruby slipper"

by austios May 6, 2008

ruby fruit

The female genitals.

The Ruby Fruit Jungle

by K OS September 25, 2007

Ruby Murray

cockney rhyming slang for a curry

i fancy a ruby murray

by callum h August 20, 2005

Ruby starfruit

A glistening young anus.

How could the priest resist that ruby starfruit looking him square in the face?

by Anonymous December 5, 2002

Ruby-blues

A situation in which a person has the need to search for the perfect partner. However, this perfectionism often results in loneliness. This relates to ruby-blue because there is no such thing as a blue ruby.

Is Norman still dating that Casey girl even though she has crooked teeth?

Nah man, he's got a bad case of the ruby-blues.

by Faylan June 15, 2010