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The Puerto Rican Hurricane

That GIANT Shit you always have to take after eating mexican food.
lEO: the shore of my butthole has just been hit by The Puerto Rican Hurricane!
by rio vista milk-shake July 8, 2011
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puerto rican sausage

a puerto rican penis, bigger then 9 and a half inchs.
by T_Roy July 28, 2008
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puerto rican mom

The latin mom that has a warm loving side and a loco side. She makes the bomb ass arroz con habichuela, and she just makes everybody feel like they are loved. But you better not screw her over, because she will bring you hell with the quickness.
I better wash these dishes before my Puerto Rican mom beats my blackass with la chancla.
by Angelo._julian September 11, 2019
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Puerto Rican Flag

Is a boricua symbol consisting on a blue triangle with a lone star and three red stripes with two white stripes in between...
Look Tito Kayak is encarama'o with a Puerto Rican Flag in the top of the Statue of Liberty!!!!
by marilyn_e December 6, 2007
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puerto rican pullout

When Ray Navaez Jr. is escaping danger and leaves everyone to fight.
This shit is getting intense. Time to pull a Puerto Rican Pullout
RAY WHERE YOU GOING! RAY!
See you bitches this Puerto Rican is Pulling out.
DAMMIT, RAY ! FUCK YOU, RAY!
*Here Ray laughing as shit goes from bad to worse*
by Bleuinator July 20, 2016
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Puerto Rican Aftershock

The Puerto Rican Aftershock is a sexual move discovered by Columbus during his voyage to the beautiful island.

Upon climax, the male participant deposits his ejaculate in the small of his partner's (preferably a female human or goat of either sex) back when performing the 'el perro' position (translation: doggy style) or on his lover's chest between her chi-chi's (breasts) so it forms into a small pool. The lover is then ordered to stay still so the pool of love icing remains still. Movement that disturbs the canyon of cum results in a donkey punch. Note, if the partner is a donkey, it is just a punch.

The male then adds the juice of the passiflora edulis or passion fruit to the mixture. Rubbing the tip of his still chubbed (3/4 erect) penis into the salty sweet concoction he then fills his lover's mouth with the mixture delivered via his penis. It is considered rude and unappreciative if the partner lets any drop of the liquid fall to the floor.
After a night of dancing Doug took Rebecca to their hotel room in El Condado and performed the Puerto Rican aftershock.
by Ranger of Three Finger Park February 1, 2010
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Puerto Rican Breakfast

The act of cracking an egg in to womens vagina, then fuking it. Remove from said vagina and fry that s**t. Enjoy.
I wanted a Puerto Rican Breakfast, but we were out of F**cking eggs!
by The manly genius December 14, 2010
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