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pumpkin pi

what you get when you cut a jack o'lantern by its diameter
Hey, pass me a slice of that pumpkin pi.
by thafunkmeister August 28, 2009
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The Flying Pumpkin

Where two people of the opposite sex ( Or same if you are feeling happy ) get together and perform this sex move. It's where one person takes a pencil, shoves it in their eye and the other person shoves it up their butthole.

Can be done with more pencils to fit more people.
John: "Hey wanna do the flying pumpkin tonight?"

Jim: "Yeah man! I have the pencil."
by I Flying Pumpkin April 28, 2011
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pumpkin bubbles

When you cannot promise something but you intend to try really hard.
I can't promise not to cum inside you but I will pumpkin bubbles.
by SFC Asshole July 15, 2010
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Pumpkin Envy

Think you picked the perfect pumpkin? You didn't. Pumpkin Envy is the reason you will never feel satisfied after a long day of pumpkin patching. Unless you close your eyes on the hayride back to your car, you will envy the 5-year-old kid next to you and his massive pumpkin.
Mary: You never call, you never pay and you made me pick the worst pumpkin ever. Did you see the little boy in the Superman cape? Now that's a pumpkin!

Tom: That's the Pumpkin Envy talking, you don't know what you're saying.
by itsjustmetoo October 25, 2010
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pumpkin twat

A vagina that looks like the meeting curves on a pumpkin. usually seen on sluts and trannies.
by Alexis B December 25, 2008
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Stuffing the Pumpkin

The careful and meticulously crafted art of ejaculating in every possible hole situated on your partner's face. The 'pumpkin' in the term refers to your bitch's large terrifying noggin and 'stuffing'... well ...

Like carving a pumpkin, care and detail in this endeavour is essential, as the task is not for the rookie or faint of heart. It has been compared to open-heart surgery when regarding its difficulty. In order to properly stuff a girl's pumpkin you must jizz in both of her ears, both nostrils, the mouth and on the eyeballs... all in one shot. Only the true master of their domain can exude the control and power needed to accomplish this sex trick. However, if performed correctly, girls instantly cream themselves.... despite the common belief...
Stuffing the Pumpkin Definition: Essentially turn your girl's face into a Picasso.

Bruh, Alicia and I got frisky last night. I was dicking her down and she asked for me to stuff her pumpkin. Of course I obliged. I got all the right spots dude. She creamed all over her thighs afterward.
by Schmo Grums December 28, 2014
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great pumpkin

Basically a ripoff of Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny (a ripoff himself of Santa Claus, and a lame one at that) who apparently is a giant pumpkin that appears in pumpkin patches toward midnight of Hallowe'en. He gives out candy to those who bbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeellllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeee. Popularized by the comic strip and TV show Peanuts by Linus, my man, who invited Lucy to go with him to the patch to see the Great Pumpkin. Twice.
Linus: Yo, luce, ya wanna go see the great pumpkin with me? (not the great popkin)

Lucy: You and me all alone in a pumpkin patch in the dead of night, where anything can happen? SURE!!
by Mr. Wallflower November 1, 2013
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