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Green Pumpkin

when a man doesn't shower for two weeks and sweats allot, particularly in the genital area, he gets a green pumpkin. A green pumpkin means having a really stinky ass dick, that smells like a nacho dead fish with garbage juice. Women get really turned on by green pumpkinised dicks,
-Are you ready Nadasha?

-yes baby did you follow the instructions?

-yea i didn't shower for 3 weeks and i now have a green pumpkin.
by Yacker's Popular Words November 3, 2013
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Pumpkin_Blythe

To cling like a sticky shit on my anus.
Damn, I've wiped and wiped, and I still can't get that Pumpkin_Blythe off my ass!

Damn girl, your ass is covered with Pumpkin_Blythe

Hey Doc, can perscribe me something to clear up this Pumpkin_Blythe I've got?
by Buck Bronko May 4, 2006
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Pumpkin Picking

When something is boring, someone is talking about something no one cares about, or when someone is arguing for no reason. Or bitch just u need to shut up
by jshoree October 21, 2011
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Pumpkin fisting

testing ones strentgh by punching a large pumpkin hard enough to break through esssiantly "fisting" the object in simulation of the fetish sexual act
Dude he was strong enough that he was pumpkin fisting it!
by ghost psalm777 March 21, 2016
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pumpkin spice latte

A shitty, overrated white girl drink that someone named Hannah would drink.
I might go get a pumpkin spice latte, coz I'm such a white girl.
ugh, only someone named Hannah would drink that.
by theboss00 October 21, 2014
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pumpkin pounder

Q:Did you hear Jenna only has sex with redheaded men?

A: Ya Jenna is a pumpkin pounder bro!
by Pfresh5000 April 17, 2014
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Rapid Pumpkin

When a girl gets screwed so quickly("rapidly", if you will), that her vagina gets all sore and red/orange like a pumpkin.
Cindy: "Oh man, my vag is so sore."

Lisa: "Why?"

Cindy: "Last night Jim was in a rush and he gave me a rapid pumpkin."
by The Amazing Mr. E August 6, 2008
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