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A phrase heard in the Pink Floyd song, "Another Brick in the Wall". Extremely funny.
Son: "Mom, can I have some pudding?"
Mom: "You haven't eaten your meat yet."
Son: "But mom!"
Mom: "Son, you know that: 'If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
Son: "Don't be quoting Pink Floyd on me again..."
by DuBois April 7, 2006
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click padding

Mouse clicking in order to pad your mouse clicking stats. There are applications that can count your left, middle, and right mouse button clicks.
Brandon was click padding on the same folder for over an hour.
by MelloMan March 28, 2007
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pudding head

persons who have the ability to fuck up the easiest of tasks
hey pudding head your so thick you cant even shovel shit.
by paddyl August 22, 2007
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track padding

The first time you rub a girls clitty and you dont know what to do so your flicking your fingers about all over the place like in the track pad on a laptop
Rob : what were you doing last night john?
John: I was track padding your sister
by dominostick January 27, 2015
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Surprise Pudding

While in the process of removing a chick's underwear (or men for you turd burglars out there) you discover a smear, stain, etc., of fecal matter.
Yo son, don't fuck with that bitch. Last night i damn near tossed my cookies when i came across some surprise pudding in her draws.
by Ya Moma? September 10, 2005
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Puddentaine

A fake name or AKA provided when you do not wish to give your own.
When someone asks your name, just respond, ”Puddentaine, ask me again and I’ll tell you the same!”
by Dr Bunnygirl September 11, 2019
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Alabama Pudding Toss

The act of shooting a wad on a girls exposed breasts, scraping it off with your hand, and tossing it at her face.
Just when Diana thought her evening couldn't get any more degrading, her gentlemanly companion surprised her with an Alabama Pudding Toss.
by Jack Rebney August 20, 2011
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