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Bombing the porcelain harbor

Taking a dump. A reference to Japan bombing Pearl Harbor for you who are still taught that in school. Lots of splashing and sinking of debris usually involved.
Wow, i just came from Timmy's house and after Bombing the porcelain harbor, I'm pretty sure they will retaliate.
by JoeHonus November 9, 2012
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break the porcelain

When a person defecates powerfully enough to (metaphorically) shatter the porcelain of a toilet. To shit your brain's out.
"Oh man, I just took a giant shit. I broke the porcelain!"

"I only shit at work because I don't wanna break the porcelain in MY bathroom."
by I'm the Scatman April 19, 2017
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Painting the Porcelain

When the food you pass explodes in the toilet and there is no white left to be seen
I had Mexican for dinner last night and within 2 hours I was sitting in the bathroom Painting the Porcelain. Why don't they just make toilets in brown?
by Urban humor May 24, 2017
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Paying the Dark Price

Dude 1: Hey man thanks for covering my shift while I needed to go to the bathroom.
Dude 2: No problem.
Dude 1: Yeah man if it wasn't for you I would have been paying the dark price and paying for a new pair of jeans too.
by XtRedChaos June 20, 2017
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I'm higher than these gas prices

This phrase originated by the chief Alex while he was high as fuck talking to max. Higher than these gas prices gives the person on the receiving end that the person who said this magnificent quote is really under the influence of marijuana
Hot dog this blunt is good as shit I'm higher than these gas prices
by alexthechief October 13, 2018
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price chopper

1.) a place where the entire population of Rutland VT goes on the first of the month to get their free filet mignon and lobster from their foodstamps.
2.)a place where ignorant and stupid middle aged women go to complain about anything and everything with the sole intention of pissing off the employees so these women can have something to do with their pathetic and lonely lives
Oh my God, it's finally the first, don't return the bottles Ethel, we got enough free money for a Five Course meal tonight!

Susie? It's Kelly, Those bastards at Price Chopper didn't give me my 5 cent coupon off, Lets go down there and make a scene for an hour until they give us the coupon and 50 dollars for my inconvenience!
by Anonymous 246 May 19, 2008
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point percy at the porcelain

to have a piss, to take a leak, to sython the python, to get out the one eyed trouser snake, to strain your tatters, to wring out the sponge,to empty the hairy plums
after all that beer I need to point percy at the porcelain
by algarve dave December 14, 2004
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