Poohbearin'

To masturbate or have sex while only wearing a t-shirt. Resembling Winnie the pooh

Once in college I walked in on my roommate who was poohbearin' while watching porn.

by GreenTag October 20, 2011

Poochie Mama

A 30 something year old woman, sometimes with a British accent. A pessimist that wants everybody to feel miserable. Extremely sarcastic and hard to take seriously.

J: "Yo Emma check it out it's Poochie Mama"
E: "We better stay away from her, she aint legit!"

by Legitperson123 December 18, 2011

COOKIE POOCH

EATING TOO MANY COOKIES, PASTRIES, DESSERTS, ETC ETC...

TRUC ATE TOO MANY COOKIES THIS MONTH AND IS DEVELOPING A COOKIE POOCH.

GEORGE STRAIGHT UP HAS A COOKIE POOCH !!!!

AMBER'S COOKIE POOCH IS MAXED OUT AF !!!

by Koa Nani July 11, 2017

The Mathematics of Winnie the Pooh

Also known as “Xi Math.” When a dictator figured out that the political calculus in cracking down on democracy, imprisoning political opponents, green terrorists, and kidnapped reporters or publishers, without trial, and enacting a prolonged lockdown due to Covid-19 in spite of the economic costs, are worth the risks in securing a third-term or lifelong presidency via nationalistic means, such as indoctrinating students and teachers via his socialist writings, illegally annexing foreign lands, and sanctioning nations that side with Taiwan.

The mathematics of Winnie the Pooh shows that the odds of the power-hungry president trying to reunify autocratic China with the democratic Republic of China in coming decades are in his favor, as his life goal is to be the modern-day Mao of Taiwan.

by MathPlus September 5, 2022

poochki paachki

A term of endearment and adoration for a cute, baby-like loved one with supple, round cheeks. The use of the term is often accompanied by a game of exchanging noisy kisses or utterances of frustration regarding how the other person doesn't love them anymore in a baby-like, ungrammatical manner.

Poochki Paachki, You're soooo cuuuute!! <while planting noisy kisses on the other's cheeks.> How come you don't love me no more?!

by Poochki Paachki February 28, 2007

pooch screw

An extremely huge problem, mistake or a terrible cicumstance. The result of screwing the pooch.

That presentation was a pooch screw, the projector didn't work and he was totally unprepared.

by M.L.W. December 15, 2008

ponth

ponth is a word used for descriving physical appearance. this word is commonly used by girls to describe someone they’ve got their eyes on. if someone says they see ponth in you, you’re in for a treat.

we are the spy girls we got nothing to do from the ponth of you.

the ponth of you is beyond me.

by wowthoselyricstho July 23, 2018