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toilet ping

The act of a male urinating at night without ambient light, trying to locate the interior of the toilet. Directional adjustments are made until the male hears the splashing of interior toilet water. Once the toilet has been located, the male relaxes and sets flow rate to full.
Fred woke up from a deep slumber and walked to the bathroom. It was completely dark, and he used a toilet ping to avoid a mess on the floor.
by nlan1 August 14, 2010
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@Splash Ping

by 2nfg July 24, 2020
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ping-sneaking

When you ping someone in Discord on purpose... only to delete the message instantly after you sent it.
Leaf: Imagine ping-sneaking.
Bellyfat: IKR!
Leaf: @Bellyfat
Also Leaf: *deletes message*
BellyFat: Who did that???
by R$K.JORDAN October 23, 2019
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Ping-Bong

The act of smoking cannabis with a bong and proceeding to play ping-pong with a friend right after.
hey dude, bring your piece tonight. We're gonna have an epic game of Ping-Bong.
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Stinge Pinge

A person who is notoriously cheap, stingy, and unwilling to share. However, this person has NO PROBLEM taking things from others.
Betsy had four pounds of juicy fried chicken, but because she's such a stinge pinge, she won't share any with her friends.
by GreenApple<3 March 28, 2009
mugGet the Stinge Pingemug.

ping ting

i was in the 626, and theres nothing but ping tings hovering everywhere.

why is that ping ting with that cracker? oh wait, he drives a ferrari...
by Daytyme January 9, 2008
mugGet the ping tingmug.

ping-ball

n. A game played in a raquetball court by three super awesome dudes with a ping-pong ball and 3 ping-pong raquets.
Rules:
1. All players must collide the ball with a wall before play is activated.

2. Once play is activated, the ball must be hit above the "crease line" into the rectangular rectangle in the middle of the court.

3. The smaller rectangular rectangles on the sides of the large rectangular rectangle to not count as "goal zones"

4. The large rectangular rectangle may not be occupied by any one player for more than two steps or three seconds, unless the desired result of steping in the large rectangular rectangle is to block the goal of another, in which case three steps and five seconds are allowed.

5. Play continues until one player has reached a total of eleven points, or until the raquetball court is siezed by large ugly demons possessing human bodies.
Hey dude, let's go play ping-ball at the rec unless somebody else has the court.
by SuperCameron March 29, 2003
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