goober pinching

All American sport. When a man is pinching his member on the outside of his pants and any random person is in the room. The person goober pinching does not even notice the audience or realize they are doing it

OMG look at Smith over there in the corner goober pinching like ain't no one in the room

by Gooberpinchin August 19, 2018

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titty pinch

A small amount of something

Will: Come on! You can't just give me another titty pinch of weed?
Noah: You were only supposed to get an eighth and I gave you 4 grams! I'm not going to give you another .1 because you'll just ask for more!

by 1will2000will1 June 8, 2021

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Bitch Pinch

Bitch pinch is a term used to describe when someone pinches the joint filter or roach to a point where no smoke can be inhaled. Bitch pinchers usually bitch pinch for no reason an irritate others stoners.

-"Take the joint, man."
-"Bro you Bitch Pinched the joint!"
-"Sorry, man."

by SteynUD September 14, 2016

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pinch runner

The girl you call when you can only get to first base, because she will run the rest of the bases for you. aka give you sex when you cant pull the dime.

i was hooking up with this dime last night but she wouldn't put out so i had to call my pinch runner.

my lead off batter (main slampiece) fell though tonight so i called in the pinch runner for the late night booty call.

by jakethsnk September 13, 2011

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cooch pinch

(v) When a male (or in some cases, female) does not understand the art of "finger blasting" or "finger banging" and results in the less stimulating action, "cooch pinch".

A cooch pinch is simply a pinching of the vaginal area.

girl 1: "Did that guy just finger blast you?!"
girl 2: "No, he tried, but he ended up cooch pinching me!"

by cyballs February 15, 2010

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