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peanut blossom

The best Christmas cookie to ever be consumed, consisting of peanut butter-based dough rolled in sugar with a delectably delicious Hershey's Kiss placed in the center.
"Where's Jake?"
"He's downstairs eating peanut blossoms with Allison."
"Is that an innuendo?"
"No."
"Oh."
by yom torke December 10, 2013
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Peanut butter

A pasty jar of Shelly boi's that are sadly crushed to their death to make a delicious snack. You can but it on bread but not celery because well... that's just plain weird
the peanut butter was used to get me out of the railing
by MEMELORDLEROY April 22, 2019
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Peanut parcel

An awesome website that allows you to send a box full of peanuts to your friends.
Woah dude I just sent Jake a box of peanuts from peanut parcel .com! Can't wait to see his reaction!
by CrumblingCookies January 2, 2017
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Space Peanut

A molten piece of metal that appears to be aluminum scattered all over Staten Island beaches. Can vary in size. Drives metal detectorists crazy because they can ring up at various target ID's
"Fuck! Another space peanut. I guess I'll clean it off the beach."
by Indiana Tones April 15, 2021
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Peanut Stamp

When you grab your scrotum at the base stretching the skin and tightening your balls into the shape of a peanut, then pressing it against someone else's face, butt, forehead or any other body part.
Chicks really get turned on by a good peanut stamp to the face!
by BloodyZero11 June 5, 2018
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Roasted peanuts

When a girl is riding a man in facing Cowgirl and farts on his balls for 10 seconds or more.
Babe, maybe you should have laid off the chili tonight, then you wouldn't give me roasted peanuts.
by BOZTIONARY September 16, 2018
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Peanut-booter

Peanut-booter is a better and cooler name to say instead of the boring “peanut- butter”
Can you add some peanut-booter to my sandwich please?
by _imaburritobish_ February 3, 2019
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