Pat O'Brian

Just a legend, ladies man, and overall legend.

"That Pat O'Brian is a legend."

by FrankyFostello May 19, 2016

Pat Shower

A Pat (pits, ass, and taint) shower is a quick and refreshing shower in which you jump in the shower just to wash your pits, ass, and taint because the lack of time for a full shower.

Hold on dude, let me take a quick pat shower before we head out to the bar.

by Laverne&Shirley October 16, 2008

pat sharpe

The mullet headed don of childrens entertainment. Father of many illegitimate equally mulleted sons.

Mark, your dad im pat sharpe, you mulleted freak

by Spoon Menace December 18, 2003

Clat patted

clat patted means being dominated and destroyed in a video game

LOL, you just got absolutely clat patted mate.

by JoeJonJoyce August 4, 2019

Pat the Cheese

The act of slamming ones fist into one's CEO's respective privates.

"I just pat the cheese so hard!"

"Did you lose your job?"

"Hell yeah, but the bitch deserved it!"

by That's what Santa said December 2, 2011

Sloppy pat

The act of finessing someone of their personal belongings on Saint Patrick's Day; The attempt to purchase an item, but deciding to run away without paying for the item, but on Saint Patrick's Day; The act of boonking on Saint Patrick's Day

Dude came up and all of a sudden pulled a sloppy pat on me.

by Lenny Da Lunchman December 11, 2017

Pat useless

Someone who is useless to you. Can be anyone. Also when using this term, theres a sense of selfishness involved as if you are the only one that matters and you hate mankind.

Matthew- " hey did anyone talk about me today?"

Bobby- " nope, no one really cares man people got they own stuff going on."

Matthew- " uhh ok fuck you.... pat useless

... hey can i borrow 50 cents for the vending machine?"

Bobby- "i only got 25 but here ya go"

Matthew-"pat useless"...

Matthew-"How come all these people in the mall arent obsessing over me and staring at me... pat useless"

Bobby-"dude your fucking insane."

Matthew- "can ya gf give me a blowjob?, huh she said no? Ok f her, pat useless.."

by Hatingthisday January 30, 2019