Pittsburgh Parlay

A sexual act where a male roofies a female and shoves a steel beam up her choice of her vagina or ass.

Heard you and Big Ben tag teamed that girl from the bar last night.

Yeah, we gave her the Pittsburgh Parlay.

by th268 October 14, 2019

work trip parlay

When making a work trip into a pleasure trip.

I was in San Diego for work so I pulled the work trip parlay and stayed the weekend on the company dollar.

by natguy February 4, 2009

Funny Video Paralysis

When you think a video is really funny and then you show it to your friends and not a single person laugh and your shocked as they stare into your soul while you ask yourself "Why is not funny anymore!"4

Last night I was with Jake and Chad and I totally got Funny Video Paralysis dude, It sucks so much!

by Da Pink March 12, 2017

paralyzer

when engaging in foreplay the male fingers the girl to the point of orgasm leaving her with dead legs and weak knees so when she tries to get up she falls to the ground due to weakness in her legs.

You should have seen it last night my girl was getting up to get a glass of water and she fell over...it was one gnarly paralyzer.

by PoonToon December 3, 2007

Parlay

Getting out of a sticky situation. Quoted from the first Pirates of the Caribbean, when Jack Sparrow is literally about to get his ass handed to him, but before he gets pwoned he quotes the pirate law of parlay, where if a pirate shouts this he and his party cannot be harmed.
this can be used in many situations today, such as not getting sacked from work, or splitting up with your girlfriend just to name a few.

Jenny - ' Johnny our relationship isn't working. I think we should see other people. let's spli..'

Johnny - ' PARLAYYYYY!!!!!!!'

Jenny - ' Dammit not again...'

by Chuck Norris's Grandson January 25, 2011

pallywacker

A person that sticks to the experienced guy in a demo derby and only hits another car when it only benefits him.

"Ahh. He's not doing anything. Freekin' pallywacker!"

by Big Nate May 19, 2004

paralykiss

A condition where your body can't move when someone kisses you gently on the neck. Your tongue disappears and you are speechless, your body goes numb except for the tingling, and all you can do is breathe - just barely.

I can't wait to give him an hour long case of paralykiss.

by guesswildly January 5, 2006