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Ghost Oven

The act of farting while a girl is going down on you while under the sheets.
Sara was blowing me and when I gave her the ghost oven she threw up on my dick before running down the hall like poltergeist with the sheet on her head.
by pink-eye bandit December 30, 2010
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Flesh oven

Slang for a vagina.
Guy 1: I slept with a girl last night and her flesh oven stank!

Guy 2: Ewwwwww!
by slaaaaaaaaaag April 4, 2011
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Muff Oven

Dude, she just got her muff oven ripped out
by shotatcommand April 1, 2009
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the legit oven

what single men use when the microwave isnt working
i had to use the legit oven for my pizza rolls, it pissed me the fuck off!
by that one guy over there -> September 17, 2011
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chum oven

A particularly foul form of morning breath caused by dining on fish or seafood the night before and then not brushing one's teeth post meal.

Popularized by Pat from Achewood.
"I'd send the bitch packing if she came to bed with a chum oven like yours"
by Birru October 16, 2008
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haunted oven

You light a fart and the wind blows it back in.
I tried to light my fart on fire but I accidentally gave myself a haunted oven.
by DiRTWaL February 3, 2018
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prison oven

not to be confused with the tiny ovens that they use in Japan.
A hot sweaty inmates asshole that would simulate a hot regular oven that you would bake things in but instead you're incubating week old semen or other objects that would be inserted in said inmates colon.
"Let's meet up later in the cell block bakery so I can stick this meaty loaf in your already preheated prison oven."
"Hey did you make that zucchinni bread in your prison oven?" "No, this fresh hot loaf of bread did not come out of some dudes asshole."
by LIAH KASRA December 3, 2013
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