Onliner

An onliner is someone who

suck a dick.

An onliner example is like,

Avamarie is reading this
Daisy is reading this
Katie is reading this
Frankie is reading this
Trey is reading this
Maybe Nick is..

by Lander-SearchItUpOnUrbanDictio May 28, 2018

Online as fuck

In FPS ( First person shooter) is something good players call the kids that are internet superstars but when the time comes to LAN they either flop completely or perform sub-par mainly because a large majority of them actually cheat and can't actually perform without them.

"Dude Alex is online as fuck but it won't matter in next week's LAN"

by Angela(Hysteria) December 8, 2009

mu online

An MMORPG game where many people either love it, or play a month then decides it WAY to repetitive. All one does is click to kill monsters, to get cash, which you buy more armor, so one can click on more creatures! Hey if they add any more interesting things to this game, it might be better. However, it is currently free (still in beta I've heard) But if it is in Beta its still quite good. Webzen (creator of the game) once said the game is still 20% done, can't wait till the next 80%.

Try the game out, and see whether you think its good, or just a pile of OMG WHAT IS THAT?!?

by Throndir June 14, 2005

Conquer Online

A free MMORPG that is your typical Diablo style korean RPG. Features *TONS* of grind, morons, bugs, exploits, botters and such. The game is funded by people buying dragonballs which do stuff in game. But when you buy dragonballs, you also buy favors of the GMs, which include but is not limited to: Immunity to banning, ability to get items back after they were fairly taken off you, being able to scam, being able to bot, being able to get people you don't like banned. The game is failing rapidly as the GMs are so blatantly lazy and do NOT listen to player suggestions. Players who have quit sometimes hang around the forums are try to free players from the hell that is Conquer Online.

Would you like to uninstall Conquer Online? HELL YA!

by The Aise of Spaids August 9, 2006

Terminally online

1. The dystopian future of humanity.
2. 4chan/Reddit/gamer troll types with no actual life beyond the virtual.

Ethan is one of those 'terminally online' kids that will one day shoot up his school.
Nick is one of those 'terminally online' 32-year-old stunted ex-teenagers who exists only for neo-con memes and MRA forums.

by TwoBitVigilante November 19, 2018

online dating

A fairy tale, play dating that two partners (usualy teens) partake in to get themselves ready for real life relationships. The false concept of "internet love" is embraced all to easily and leads to more heart ache *winkwink* and troubles for the more desperate person involved. Cyber sex soon follows as the relationship gets "stepped up" to the "next level"*winkwink*. Maybe he can get some pictures or phone sex out of it if he's lucky, but he's not, she won't even tell him her last name. He ends up jerking off to text whom he hopes is written by a member of the female species(But he never knows) Not sweating it to bad because she did show him that one blurry picture. The relationship usualy ends as soon as it began and neither really cares, but they pretend they do. She might even fake like she's crying. He might say he's going to kill himself because she broke his heart. The truth is one of them found a hotter or more intresting person to online date or just got sick of the others daily sniveling. The cycle continues, rinse and repeat. No feelings shared just words that people forgot faces manipulated behind the scenes.

Online Dating.
Matt- Hi
xGinax- hey
Matt- How was your day?
xGinax- Matt I have something to tell you and your not going to like it, but I can't hold it inside any longer.
Matt- Okay umm what is it?
xGinax- I can't do this anymore we just don't fit as a couple.
Matt- Are you fucking joking! But you said you loved me!
xGinax- I still love you! It's not you it's me.
Matt- Don't do this to me, I need you in my life!
xxxGina- Im so sorry please don't hate me ):
Matt- But what about when you said you would meet me in real life and we would lose our virginity together.
xGinax- Im sorry...
Matt- Im going to go kill myself now! You'll never see me again!

by ~Ineverknowsbest@hotmail January 11, 2008

Eve Online

An MMORPG that revolves around flying spaceships. The best pvp MMORPG in existance not only because of the combat system but because when you die, you really do lose everything you were using at the time unlike WOW where it gets a little damaged and you just repair it :/

"OMG GANK"

"Your allience couldn't kill shit, i could own all of yous, you all suck." - The usual smack talkers

"Eve Online sucks"
"Go play wow carebear"

by Nick!!!11!!11!11!!1!one June 11, 2006