Olympic Rings

An interracial orgy of five vaginas all simultaneously scissoring. Relatable to a Kardashian family reunion.

Those Olympic Rings really make a bad porno.

by hahahahahahahahahahahehe August 4, 2012

olympic swim team

Someone who smokes a bunch of weed so there eyes are always red as if from the chlorine

Dude 1: dude I'm part of the olympic swim team
Dude 2: hell ya man your eyes are even red now!

by dude7 May 17, 2014

rain olympics

when you're smoking and it's raining and you swear you broke a record to smoke it, and you run faster than you've ever ran before to toss the cigarette where you usually toss em.

it was raining before i was supposed to work, so i was running the rain olympics.

by necrosexual September 21, 2011

The Olympics

The only time that anybody will watch luge, curling, table tennis, ski jumping, or people swimming laps. Happens every other year, switching from winter to summer Olympics each time, often times being really awkward for the leaders of the countries who hate each other.

Right when I get really interested in seeing who wins in figure skating in the Olympics, they switch to curling.

The Olympics is that special time that ping pong becomes known as Table Tennis for a few weeks.

by The Very Merry Crusader January 11, 2015

Olympics

An event that tries to cast itself as the world's largest sporting event that is truly international, even though people know its a load of bullshit since its always dominated by superpowers like the US. Sorry, the World Cup owns that distinction (and every other sporting or TV/Media event cannot come close to the influence it has on people's lives on a global scale).

Man 1: Hey the Olympics are going on?
Man 2: What Olympics?! Fuck that bullshit, I'd rather watch the World Cup... Which is far more fun and cool than the fucking Olympics!

(Man 1 seems upset at his friend and at himself)

by footballnotsoccer September 10, 2008

olympic village

A town or city with an unusual amount of overwieght or obese people....basically most of the US

"Wow, u ever been to Chicago"
"No, What's it like?"
"I tell you it's a pure olympic village"

by Henster1982 February 4, 2008

pain olympics

completely and totally overrated. everyone will say it is horrid, vile and maybe even the worst shit on the internet, but it really isn't that bad. still, i wouldn't recommend you go there and watch it. its comparable to goatse.

"dude, did you watch the pain olympics?"
"no way man. thats horrid, vile and maybe even the worst shit on the internet."
"it really isn't that bad. still, i wouldn't recommend you go there and watch it."

by mastergimp January 28, 2008