maiden less

A phrase that was said in the new hit game Elden Ring. said by a strange man and is most likely to telling u that you got no bitches.

guy1:im sorry sir but u are maiden less
guy2:what dose that mean?
guy1:it means u got no bitches sir.

by poerihfbriuovhroc March 4, 2022

Fiery Maiden

1. Best L&K player in the universe. 2. Demigoddess

Fiery Maiden is better than Demigod Moose

by Fierymaiden June 3, 2017

dutch maiden

large pillow,a body pillow

i slept with a dutch maiden last night .

by rat face gigo December 28, 2017

Monomoy maiden

( n. ) That girl you met on the Cape that summer.... you still think about on occasion.

Driving over the bridge....
Out of nowhere, her memory pops in; my Monomoy Maiden.

by J. Thurber June 2, 2018

Septic Maiden

The torture method by which an individual is shoved into a full porta potty alongside sharp objects such as glass bottles or lightbulbs. Afterwards locked inside and rolled down a hill so the sharp items shatter and cut their body, allowing the sloshing filth to infect their wounds.

Poor Johny man, he got drunk last night at the concert and accidentally gave himself the Septic Maiden when he fell over with his bottle.

by K0-6 January 20, 2023

No Maidens?

This phrase is one of the worst shit someone can pull out of there ass this basically means that one one is telling you get no girls,bitches hoes whatever

Person: I hate you
Person 2: No maidens?
Person 1: fuck you

by Sussykid1234 February 17, 2023

Shield-maidening

"Shield-maidening" is a derogatory term that describes when a woman unnecessarily defends a man to gain favor or attention sexually or non-sexually. It can range from her defending/protecting and/or affirming a man's physique, intelligence, dating preference, etc. where it is unwarranted.
This term is the female version of the term "White-Knighting."

I saw this woman shield-maidening a guy online who stated he deserved a supermodel rather than an average woman when other people disagreed with his shallow opinion.

Stop shield-maidening that dude! You're giving them damaging advice!

Oh boy, some chick is shield-maidening.

by seal_of_approval May 18, 2024