Marky Deal

A deal made between two people and only one side is upheld or when you get finessed by another person.

Damn.. Landon said he would hook me up if I helped him with his homework. He really Marky Dealed me!

by MasterXReturns September 1, 2020

wanna deal

basically asking someone to be in a relationship with them but in a ghetto way

girl says to friends: guys he asked me if i wanna deal

by yucklin August 12, 2018

Good deal

Used by submariners as a way of describing death and server injury as a means to not come back to the sub.

"Hey, did you hear that ETR2 Davis killed himself?"
"Lucky fucker got that good deal"

by Nocturna April 4, 2021

lap deal

1. A flacid or fully extended penis. 2. Oral sex performed on a man or woman. 3. A napkin placed on one's lap prior to consuming food. 4. A reduction in price on a laptop computer.

Hey shawty, why don't you come sit on my lap deal?

Fo I buy you a Happy Meal, hook a nigga up wit a lap deal.

Only pussy ass niggaz give bitches lap deals!

Ima need a lap deal fo I fuck up deez ribs.

I gave a lap deal to da boss man at Staples and gotta lap deal on a Sony Vaio.

by Anacostia March 30, 2011

True Deal

I thing know to be true or real; or thought to be true or real; like the real deal

That deal there is a true deal!

by Chad Riley March 24, 2012

Ten deal

A measurement of cannibus resin. Usually purchased by 14-15 kids called 'poodle'. Costs £10

Can I have a ten? How much for a ten...fuck off you poodle-dicked cunt!!

by Jonny wa November 27, 2004

big deal

when someone complains about important things but you just dont give a shit its (so what..big deal)

mum: you messed the bathroom up with our talcum powder
child: BIG DEAL!

person1: your not following the rules of rugby
person2: SO WHAT...BIG DEAL! LIKE THE WORLDS GONNA END

by ronnie1997 August 6, 2011