Auto Episiotomy

When you fart in such a way that your anus vibrates and is very painful that it feels like you just cut yourself a slightly bigger anus.

after burrito night I was surprised that I didn't have blood in my underwear after that auto episiotomy.

by nemo72586 August 3, 2009

Auto-Polar

A person who cannot control their expressions, at all.

1. I would rather be drunk all the time, rather than being auto-polar.

2. That auto-polar kind of person really got on my nerves.

by Mr.Brandon September 16, 2004

Auto-Butterz

adj - A person who is so obviously repulsive as merits no particular allusion to the fact

Mate, that girl was Auto-Butterz

by guy_gadbois October 12, 2008

auto-taco

The female equivalent to auto-fellatio.

And by "falling out of bed" methinks she was trying a little bit of whatever the female equivalent of auto-fellatio is.

Auto-taco?

No clue what it's called.

by karl_gruber April 7, 2008

auto-multisexual

A living being which has the ability to change between genders whenever it likes.

That person has turned auto-multisexual because they want to have sex with both men and women in a heterosexual way.

by not my chair, not my problem April 25, 2010

Auto Dump

When you are in a relationship with someone and they tell you something less than appealing and you dump them on the spot

Marie told Steve that she was pregnant so he auto dumped her

by PDXBengalsfan81 November 27, 2010

auto type

When you type something that you usually type instead of the thing you want to. Mostly letters that start with the same letter, and passwords. A computer version of auto pilot.

The password is radiogaga, but his normal password is reddragon, so he satrted typing radiogaga and ending up entering reddragon.

by joe the vulture112 September 10, 2005