A version of the more common ailment, Tennis Elbow, most often developed over time by shaking one's napkin at a high rate of speed. The Napkin Elbow epidemic took New York City by storm in the early 1990's when world class musician, Jorge Buccio, wrote now famed hit, "The Napkin Song". Many patrons of the Little Italy birthday destination, Puglia, leave the restaurant with chronic Napkin Elbow.
by Feesus Christ April 15, 2016
Picking up your own napkin is when you can contort yourself in order to suck your own genitalia. This often involves having a couple of your ribs surgically removed. It refers to when you drop your napkin at the dinner table & have to bend over & get it without getting out of your chair
If you can't get a date just stay home & pick up your own napkin!
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin
by Neddy100 December 16, 2013
N. When a male ejaculates on a female and has nothing but a hamburger to wipe her. She may or may not eat the burger afterwards.
by Chuck Richards September 07, 2015
When you take your wife beater off and turn it into a napkin before you’re about to eat ass like it’s some of Kansas City’s finest BBQ.
Bob was visiting the local watering hole where he picked up a gal to take home, he made sure to pull out the ole’ Kansas City napkin before foreplay.
by Themesiah February 21, 2024
by doodypants123 June 26, 2017
you're at lunch and choking on your food and you're asking for a napkin yet you sound like a demon and everyone is laughing at you instead
by gayrights27 January 24, 2022
That useless little scrap of paper wrapped around your ice cream cone/coffee cup/fish sandwich/etc. It's absolutely useless except possibly as toilet paper, but it shows you that the food people care.
by littlebleu August 15, 2010