I woke up today with a half mung
I go to work in the morning with a half mung
Yo Dimi tried to sodomise me with his half mung
I go to work in the morning with a half mung
Yo Dimi tried to sodomise me with his half mung
by DIMI LOVES THE February 21, 2015
A type of warthog found only in near the equator and is worshipped almost as a god by many ancient Amazonian tribes. The mung warthog is extremely sensitive to sunlight and is most commonly known for its habit of burrowing into old graves, during the harsh daylight, with its mate and munging buried corpses for sustainance and recreation.
Timon: Wow! Thats a nasty rash, when did you get that?!
Pumbaa: When I was a mung warthog!
Timon: Nice, very nice.
Pumbaa: When I was a mung warthog!
Timon: Nice, very nice.
by TheGodbler March 03, 2011
This is a variant of munging in which the corpse to be munged is a victim of the coronavirus, who is acquired via a local nursing home. To ensure proper social distancing, the participating individual who loses the coin toss, rock-paper-scissors, or other contest of choice, pops an experimental dick-enlarging pill which extends the participant’s penile length to 6 feet, in addition to donning a face mask with a slit cut out in the middle in order to allow the expelled mung and corona juice mixture (hence “COVID-mung”) to enter the perpetrator’s orifice(s) in an internationally acceptable manner.
Zack: Hey Cody, you wanna head over to the old folk’s home?
Cody: Yea sure... Why? You volunteering or something?
Zack: No, I just have a real strong hankering to perform a COVID-Munging on one of the former residents. Since I haven’t been able to get any quarantine pussy, I figured this’d be the next best thing to give my dick a nice kickstart.
Cody: You’re sick. What the fuck is wrong with you?
(Cody leaves the room only to quickly return, walking past Zack with the car keys)
Cody: C’mon you sick bastard, let’s go. Some old woman named Ethyl that I used to help just died and the way she put her muffins in the oven always made me sweat a bit.
Cody: Yea sure... Why? You volunteering or something?
Zack: No, I just have a real strong hankering to perform a COVID-Munging on one of the former residents. Since I haven’t been able to get any quarantine pussy, I figured this’d be the next best thing to give my dick a nice kickstart.
Cody: You’re sick. What the fuck is wrong with you?
(Cody leaves the room only to quickly return, walking past Zack with the car keys)
Cody: C’mon you sick bastard, let’s go. Some old woman named Ethyl that I used to help just died and the way she put her muffins in the oven always made me sweat a bit.
by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 July 06, 2020
A cheap way that ricky gervais can use explicit themes in a childrens book and get away with it. When 'u' is replaced with 'i' it spells 'minge fiddler' which shows ricky's intent to use explicit material in his book 'flanimals'
by Adam Sutherland February 14, 2005
Similar to a rock off, a mung off is where two teams of however many members challenge eachother to see how many bodies they can coopertively collect mung from within a set time limit. Terms are discussed beforehand, and whoever wins gets their terms carried out, usually having something to do with humiliating the other team. A popular term is having the losing team gargle mung for extended periods of time.
- I challenge you to a mung off! If I win, you have to go to prom with me!
- And what if I win!?
- I'll....I'll...I'll be your mung slave for a year!
- And what if I win!?
- I'll....I'll...I'll be your mung slave for a year!
by Labus January 19, 2007
by andthony6969 August 17, 2008
Those mung beans who sit in their cars for two hours each way to work should stop complaining and catch a train.
by Matt Bowden December 28, 2005