M-A-K-E-Me-Massively-Gag

1) an acronym for 7 people; (M-A-K-E-M-M-G)
2) a group of whores who think they're the fucking shit 'cause they act cool & tough on facebook. in person they're all little pussies.
3) a really ugly group of people who only have each other as friends.
4) M- too skinny for words to describe.
A - needs to fill in the gap between her 2 front teeth because she looks like a redneck.
K - the biggest whore in the group who likes to mess with guys hearts.
E - the biggest bitch who ever walked the face of the earth.
M - the biggest prude guy who acts tough as shit, but can't face the truth that he's a twat with no real friends.
M - uses "hahaha" as a comeback because he's got nothing else.
G - three words: flat faced chink.

1) dude1: "Holy shit, dude, did you see those fags last night?"
dude2: "Which ones? M-A-K-E-Me-Massively-Gag?"
dude1: "Yeah those bitches."
dude2: "Haha yeah, I saw all the girls eating each other out last night in public, while those 2 dudes were wacking each other off!"
dude1: "WHAT WHORES! And wow, I didn't know those guys had dicks?"
dude2: "Haha, I know dude; they look more like really tight tooth-filled pussies, instead!"
dude1: "Did you take pics?"
dude2: "DUH! They're all over NJ now!"
dude1: "Hahahaha! What a bunch of desperate, lonely whores! They have to refer to their own group to get some!"

by madison,nj+summit,nj=death September 23, 2009

massive turd

A massive turd is used to describe someone who is a downer. Someone who is a killjoy. When you want to go out for fun and a friend says they don't feel like it, that friend can be called a massive turd because he or she is being a downer.

Hey stephanie don't be such a massive turd, lets go skiing.

by hallgrd February 9, 2008

Barnett's Shaw Massive

Also known as the North Oxted Massive, this gang runs most of the business in the Oxted area with most of their strength being contained in the notorious areas of Silkham and the Shaw. They originally started small on the scene, before coming out of nowhere to knock the prime crime leaders off their top spots for themselves. They ain't to be messed with, as it is well known that their rise to power, although quiet, was also extremely violent, bloody and fraught with pain and death.
They're known to have close ties with the CTS and are a known part of SKl Konnexion, signifying their work on a larger scale - these lads aren't local no more.
Common gang activites include "slam" and the occassional bit of "swingy". They're also known to be fiercely territorial, defending the Shaw and it's inhabitants from their rivals the SOC or the H-to-the-G-Unit.

"I hear the Barnett's Shaw Massive been hitting up the South Oxted Crew again"
"Man, those North Oxted lads don't take no shit, make sure you ain't disrespecting"
"For sure I ain't, the Shaw is a tough place to be, they're hardened gangsters"
"Barnett's Shaw - a hard place to live, an easy place to die"

by Mad Styles Mike July 29, 2008

massive attack

White man music with black man groove.

Toy like people: "What the hell's a massive attack?"
Boy like people: "Aw mon, it's da white mon's music mon, with da black man groove.. mon.."

by who? August 18, 2004

Massivepain

1) Massivepain is a well known player in the game called "World of Warcraft". While nothing is known of the real person behind it, Massivepain is famous for his or hers amazing skills in the game. These skills have lead to the belief that Massivepain is in fact not a human being, but something far superior to our race.

2) Massivepain is an adjective which describes something as being either or a combination of: Good, Professional, Superior and/or Unworldly.

3) Slang for the most unachievable of ones goals or ambitions.

1) I wonder if Massivepain is single or not, because I desire his offspring.

2) Oh my God! That supernova looked almost Massivepain.

3) Give up man, everyone has Massivepains. You have to be realistic in your dreams.

by teh_internetz January 5, 2009

massive pile

A term used to describe a car, or most often so called "luxury" cars that are not truly a luxury car ie. Lexus. They are often driven by low level businessmen who were cheap suits, but want people to think that they are a big shot.

Jim: Did you see that accountant???
Tom: Ya!! He was in that massive pile!

by abcdegf February 5, 2010

massively egodouchical

Possessing massive quantities of douche-baggery due primarily to excessive egotism.

After listening to Frank's latest rant we all decided that his behavior was massively egodouchical.

by Peregrinator November 12, 2009