Monty

A smart, funny and goofy person that loves to joke around. He may seem to act weird, but that's his way of showing his self confidence. Monty may act all popular and cool, however underneath all that is his soft side. He's nothing like you would think. If you ever meet a monty, just know that you're life is blessed. Don't ever underestimate the GOAT. Montys priority is his family. Mess with his family, Especially his cousins, you would wish that you weren't here. Close family over luxury. Overall, if you ever meet a monty don't be shy to hang out with him. He's as goofy as the left over poop in your toilet.
Monty: NEAH
Girl: Ow why you hit me
Monty: *weird noises*
by cHicKen pHat pHat January 01, 2021
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I am going to take off and Monty
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A guy that will kill anybody without thinking twice and is very very fast and people fear him and even scared to race him
Omgggg that's montyy
by Montymorrisk August 04, 2019
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A little bitch, someone who’s weak, and dumb. Small man syndrome, with a big ego. Tiny feet, tiny … (you know).
Don’t be a Monty.” or “He’s just being a Monty.”
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A dog that is either destroying or biting anything it gets its paws on (any breed, but especially abnormally big Beagles).
person1:OMG😱
person2: what?...
person1:my dog is being a monty
person2:what did he do?
person1: he destroyed my new pillow.
by mr mont gom April 08, 2022
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Doing a Monty

Urinating on one or more bouncers. Can also encompass urination on general security personal, such as stewards, or shop security. Does not include urination on security or surveillance equipment.

Named after the infamous cricketer Monty Panesar, who, after hassling some local ladies, did the business on a few bouncers in a club in Brighton.
Holy fuck! Kevin's Doing a Monty, he's gonna get us chucked out!
by Man_5 August 07, 2013
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