montel

its a pot head who smokes lots of weed and is a little dofine

Look at all those montels smoking weed

by captain jack10 May 12, 2010

monte

a term used to describe the instance of when one walks in on their parents having sex (doggy style)

oh james pulled a monte last night

by fd;klgjdfgjkldfgjl; June 25, 2007

Monterey Omelet

The woman bends over from a standing position. The man partially chews a raw whole avocado and three raw eggs and a handful of grated swiss cheese. Kneeling behind the woman, the man blows the mixture into her vagina. The two then fuck vigorously, with the man cuming insider her. The woman squats over a frying pan and pushes the mixture out of her vagina. The man cooks the mixture and they share the omelet on a sunny patio with mimosas and fresh fruit.

Wow, I really enjoyed making the Monterey Omelet this morning.

by Chef of the day May 9, 2010

moneet

Moneet cool af. They stubborn motherfuckers and get mad for the hell of it but they cool and are pretty sick people to be friends with. Often will see them turning up drinking a mickey of Captain Morgans! They got big eyes and little hearts . Sleeping and eating Mcdonalds is their favourite hobby for the most part if they aren't turning up.

man you drinking and eating mcdonalds? you wilding but please dont be like a moneet.

by LITTTTTTTTTYYYYYY December 7, 2016

Monte Wasted

Formerly known as "white girl wasted"

When you get so drunk you go through the night doing shenanigans such as yelling the N word, hitting on girls, puking on other peoples shoes and clothes then sitting on them

"Dude I got white girl wasted last night"

"No you didn't. You go Monte Wasted!!"

by The Cream Machine24_24 March 8, 2013

monterrie

Monterrie is a tall, voluptuous beautiful woman of African descent. She is hard working and willing to go the extra mile to get her job done. Most Monterrie's are confident, have big bright eyes and love to have fun. They are very family oriented and loyal to everyone no matter how they perceive her. Most Monterrie's love children and becomes easily attached to them. When it comes to the opposite sex, she loves tall funny men with a nice smile. Most of her love interest enjoy music and telling jokes. Monterrie always give 100% in her relationships no matter what. Monterrie normally enjoys cooking, family activities and going to the movies. Monterrie's also are very independent, resilient but indecisive with simple things.

Monterrie has beautiful eyes.

by Suga foot December 20, 2016

Moneece

Thats loud, funny asf, bad and boujee. Know how to stay loyal. They understand the game.

"Damn I meet this girl, moneece today she gets my grind."

by Kicks&tricks March 16, 2017