Dirty Monson

Using a sword to pressure someone into receiving anal penetration.

She got the dirty monson last night.

by getonthescene December 29, 2005

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Mormon Thot

When a girl tries to act like a ho or a thot, but they are actually just a good girl looking for attention.

Don: Bro, Samantha is such a bitch, she wouldn’t send me nudes.
Adam: She sounds like a Mormon Thot.

by Ixgzitz March 8, 2018

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Pinchy Mormon

A member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints that enjoys the occasional cup of whole milk.

"What is that? Whole Milk? Jonathan Babin, you are such a Pinchy Mormon."

by Garfunkel64 April 11, 2010

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to manage especially with excessive control or attention to details; victims of Micro-Mormon Management are most commonly known to release their tensions through smiling, baking Jesus cookies, and trying to convert everyone they know in order to make everyone else's lives just as constrained as their own.

Mark had been so Micro-Mormon Managed that when it came time to go on his mission he had no objections with being sent to Detroit.

by FranksG August 23, 2010

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Dry Mormon

A person who acts like a Mormon (hangs out with Mormons, has the lifestyle and values of a Mormon) but is not a Mormon. This type of person is usually part of a different sect of Christianity and believes in things like not consuming drugs that affect the body (i.e. alcohol, caffeine), abstaining from premarital sex, and being an active part of his/her community.

Brian: Jessica's hot as hell, but I can't get with her cause she's a Mormon.

Joe: Naw man, she's just a dry mormon.

Brian: Sweet, really? Praise be to Joseph Smith!

by Andrewwwwk12 November 11, 2009

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