Linda: I’m surprised to find out your a mong nonce and have been sentenced to imprisonment.
Christopher: Yes unfortunately I was court being a mong nonce Lina.
Christopher: Yes unfortunately I was court being a mong nonce Lina.
by Gutterpress February 18, 2022

A person that spends most of their time on a computer (gaming) and does not the know any different. Does not have the ability to socialize with another human being.
by Lukeyjoe May 9, 2021

An estimator/ quotes man that no matter how easy you make the job or give the full details and part numbers they still fuck it up beyond the realm of reality.
Hi mate heres the parts i need with the manufacturer codes. Umm is this the suppliers code or manufacturer code and whats the part you need. Wow your a quotes mong
by Leadengineer April 28, 2021

When you havent got enough time to mong, but really need one. A very small mong that can last at little as ten minutes. Very refreshing and can have one anywhere really.
by boon:noob November 22, 2009

Munich is a city in Europe that has a wonderful atmosphere, an interesting history and a passion for football. Mong is a terminology that is short for mongrel, which means dogs or hounds. It is never used in a positive manner.
Munich mongs actually doesn't refer to people from Munich, but rather stereotypical Asian badmen (sometimes from Pakistan) who attempt to assert their dominance through football. They become nothing more than inconveniences to the far too busy civilian who just wants to pursue capitalist interests.
They also fucking suck at football.
Munich mongs actually doesn't refer to people from Munich, but rather stereotypical Asian badmen (sometimes from Pakistan) who attempt to assert their dominance through football. They become nothing more than inconveniences to the far too busy civilian who just wants to pursue capitalist interests.
They also fucking suck at football.
by Not a Munich Mong May 21, 2016

To go against maslow's hierachy of needs in favor of a much more alluring item/ need. To go on a soul searching trip of lifetime at 19 when you can't afford a can of beans. To use all your money to buy a materialistic item rather than the essentials.
by Deadslowahead October 19, 2018
