mong nonce

A sexual predator who only has sexual interest in a mong a person with ( Down syndrome )

Linda: I’m surprised to find out your a mong nonce and have been sentenced to imprisonment.

Christopher: Yes unfortunately I was court being a mong nonce Lina.

by Gutterpress February 18, 2022

Computer Mong

A person that spends most of their time on a computer (gaming) and does not the know any different. Does not have the ability to socialize with another human being.

Dave: Yo John, do you know whether George can come out or not? Nah George is a computer Mong.

by Lukeyjoe May 9, 2021

Quotes mong

An estimator/ quotes man that no matter how easy you make the job or give the full details and part numbers they still fuck it up beyond the realm of reality.

Hi mate heres the parts i need with the manufacturer codes. Umm is this the suppliers code or manufacturer code and whats the part you need. Wow your a quotes mong

by Leadengineer April 28, 2021

Mini Mong

When you havent got enough time to mong, but really need one. A very small mong that can last at little as ten minutes. Very refreshing and can have one anywhere really.

Ive got an hour break before my next lesson, fancy a mini mong?

by boon:noob November 22, 2009

munich mong

Munich is a city in Europe that has a wonderful atmosphere, an interesting history and a passion for football. Mong is a terminology that is short for mongrel, which means dogs or hounds. It is never used in a positive manner.

Munich mongs actually doesn't refer to people from Munich, but rather stereotypical Asian badmen (sometimes from Pakistan) who attempt to assert their dominance through football. They become nothing more than inconveniences to the far too busy civilian who just wants to pursue capitalist interests.

They also fucking suck at football.

You see them over there. Munich mongs, the lot of them.

by Not a Munich Mong May 21, 2016

Mong Child

Callum Davidson

You're a mong child

by Uddlepuppy January 20, 2017

maslow mong

To go against maslow's hierachy of needs in favor of a much more alluring item/ need. To go on a soul searching trip of lifetime at 19 when you can't afford a can of beans. To use all your money to buy a materialistic item rather than the essentials.

Jerry bought a sports car and now he lives in his sports car. He is happy, Jerry is a maslow mong.

by Deadslowahead October 19, 2018