Virgin Micheál

A lad who jokes about his virginity to cope with the inevitable doom of him being a virgin forever.

The male version of Virgin Mary

“Jayus that lad is a pure Virgin Micheál, look at his beard”

by Micheál/Michael January 9, 2019

The Micheal Affect

Micheal is a cool name but beware! People who name there first son Michael usually go bald after a year of raising him.

Stephan:"How did you go bald so fast?"
Josh:"I got The Micheal Affect."

by TOMDARAK May 3, 2020

Micheal

A poorly spelled version of the name Michael, generally the more unobservant people spell the name Michael like this. Michael is the #4 most common name in the US, yet way too many people spell it incorrectly!

(Chatting with friends online):

Person-not-named-Michael: Hey Micheal!
Michael: It's spelled Michael, not Michael. SPELL IT RIGHT!

by MichaelCanSpell! December 8, 2009

Micheal

Gay

Micheal is gay

by Flshx007 October 17, 2019

Machete Gun

n. A large gun that shoots machetes. Many people are under the impression that this formidable weapon was used in the Vietnam War. Two versions are known to be in existence:
1.) the rapid fire machine machete gun; which can shoot up to 3 machetes per second.
2.) the sport/recreational version; more commonly available to the general population, this one must be manually loaded and cannot fire more than one blade at a time.

if you are looking to buy said weapon, keep in mind that ammo is extremely expensive.

"Dude, Kelli is such a bitch, i'd love to shank her with a freakin' machete gun!"

"Go kill yourself with a machete gun."

by xxGeorgina August 22, 2007

Micheal

cunt
Uses girls

Will not talk to you unless you suck his dick (girl or boy) but will not perform oral sex

Scared of vagina's and orgasms #justthetipin
Calls his mom to come during masturbation
Arrogant piece of shit

That bitch was a "micheal"
I mean he was such a "micheal" and he refused to return the favour

by MONSTER COCK 10000000 November 17, 2018

Micheii

Really sweet, funny, and gorgeous! The best friend anyone could have

She's such a good friend.
Yeah, she's a Micheii.

by lala2349820 November 21, 2011