Mississippi Crunch

Jumping off a high point into a body of water and then breaking a bone

Johnny heard the ol' Mississippi Crunch after plummeting into the river
That guy pulled of a Mississippi Crunch!

by GanstaSlime March 13, 2021

mississippi centipede

The act of giving oral to anal services in a human centipede fashion while shitting.

Tara, Stacy, and I had a Mississippi Centipede last night.

by Waking746 June 7, 2016

mississippi mudslapper

The act of twerking while having explosive diarrhea

Montegmerry gave me a sick Mississippi mudslapper last night

by Poopy diapers May 16, 2016

mississippi stew

When one busts a fatty and the majority of the load lands and pools in one's belly button

After a hard day's work I relieved myself and ended up with a fresh bowl of Mississippi stew

by Neckbeardmcautism January 28, 2018

mississippi roomba

When you are naked except for a cowboy hat, a Confederate flag as a cape, and a blindfold, while also speaking in a southern accent. You then walk around the room blindfolded bumping into shit until you fall into her vagina

"I gave my girl a Mississippi roomba last night"
"Oh ya how'd that go"
"It was great minus the 20 minutes it took me to find her"

by Ramón Sauve June 13, 2017

nice mississippi

A phrase that usually refers to a person's ass starting from the top of the ass and runs all the way down the legs to the toes. Sort of like the Mississippi river.

The girl with the pink shirt has a nice mississippi.

by funnyguy415 July 3, 2018

Mississippi Mio

Mississippi Mud Beer(it's smooth and less than bitter) with some Mio "Drink Enhancer" in it. Mango Peach is the original flavor Mississippi Mio

I had some Mango Peach Mississippi Mio now I'm buzzing hard!

by The_Grey_Ghost May 25, 2011