Miguel

A real VaMp*; 🧛🏻, has the biggest hardest cock with a uncircumcised creamy roughy tip, the best soccer player to exist, number one wanted fugitive for having to much pussy, el chapos son

Every girl: i want miguel in me

by Vampstar November 22, 2021

Miguel Angel

First name and second name

Miguel Angel

by Miguelody November 22, 2021

Miguel Tavares

He once kissed a whore

…e depois o Miguel Tavares beijou a puta!

by TrueStoriesFromPortugal November 23, 2021

Miguel

A chill ass nigga who collects guns and down wit whatever. Nigga is smart af and has bomb sexy ass hair. He also a simp tho but he the king of simp. Ladies hit his line

Girl: “ where’s a good man when I need one”
Miguel: “ I am here my queen”
Girl: “ew…”

by Natpeterson November 23, 2021

Miguel

A chill ass nigga who likes to shoot guns and shoot his shot. He always simping but he the father of simps. Nigga always down for anything and smart af. Ladies hit him up cuz he a real one like a diamond

Miguel “She’ll respond back”
Friend “fucking simp lmao”

by Natpeterson November 23, 2021

Miguel Ángel

Son las personas más asquerosas del mundo, no tienen sentimientos, siempre quieren ver sufrir a la gente y son unos mancos al clash Royal aparte de que son asquerosos y tienen una obsesión con el sol y Sevilla, muchos se llaman en clash royale solsevillano aparte de que nunca comparten nada

Sofía: cuántas veces has ganado al juego ese?
Miguel Ángel: ni una vez me tocan puros chinos en el juego

Sofía: me das un vampiro?(caramelo)
Miguel Ángel: NO!

by Rodrigoproo9 November 22, 2021

Miguel

Miguel its a God at Wii sports

Oh man, Miguel its the Wii sports god and i like him very much

by Alfarroba November 22, 2021