Megan

The coolest person around. Megans have an infinite number of positive qualities that generally outweigh the bad. They are generally sweet, cute, honest, loyal and usually give the best advice. They know how to make anyone laugh and just have fun in any situation. Physical Features include eyes one could get lost in for hours, a smile that can make one melt, and hands that are perfect for holding, along with many other varying features.

The negative qualities can include a low self esteem or shyness, stubbornness, unnecessarily dramatic, and the inability to see themselves as others see them. These qualities vary by person.

95.8% of Megans are the best friends and girlfriends.

Cute boy: Megan is one hot girl. I wish she was my girlfriend.
Hotter boy: So do I.
Hottest boy: Too bad for you she's my girlfriend and is too loyal to even think of dating one of you guys.

Girl 1: We should invite Megan to the party!
Girl 2: Duh! It wouldn't be a party without her!

by JustSaying! February 6, 2010

Megan Capper

The coolest kid you will ever meet

Megan Capper is so cool

by UnknownFF84 April 29, 2019

Megan Thee Stallion

A freaky ass female rapper who makes some of the best music out now ! She also sings the hit song “Savage”

he asked me to come over tonight ! I guess I gotta be Megan thee stallion tonight !😝

by Big-daddy_i July 16, 2020

Megan

a female who is very caring and forgiving. likes to pick small fights. likes to spend money. lives or wants to live in Cali. she is somewhat romantic.

Some days I wish I could be as romantic as Megan.

by meganlikesthecolorpurple February 19, 2015

megan paul

the best damn thing since ever

Megan Paul is my hero

by yoyoyooo January 17, 2008

Megan Thee Stallion

noun. A bad bitch who is right under NICKI MINAJ but above CARDI B

(example)
1. Nicki Minaj
2. Megan Thee Stallion
3. Cardi B

Megan Thee Stallion is a badass female rapper, she's even better than Cardi B

by reagant09 March 26, 2021

megan w.

A stupid cunt who likes to run everywhere to forget the fact that everyone hates her and she has no friends. She will never in her life lay her bulging eyes on a man's junk. She lives all alone now, because the one friend she thought she had, left for a more expensive habitat. She likes to speak in abbrevs and make herself look like a dumbass. She ties used tampons to her windshield wipers for fun. If you ever see a girl with frizzy blond curly hair and big bulging eyes, you'd better run faster than she can because she's a bitch.

The results are in! The President of the Itty-Bitty-Titty Committee is....Megan W.!!!

Megan W.'s vagina is named bunny foo, because it's pure and white.

I saw Megan W. hooking up with the band teacher Mr. Campbell at the football game last weekend. Afterward they had a romantic dinner consisting of hot wings, celery, and Red Stripe beer from Jamaica.

Remember that time Megan W. had three periods in one month and had to get birth control?

Did you hear what Megan W. did to Emily and Kristin? What a bitch. Good thing they're living the good life now, too bad she's all alone with no friends.

I heard Megan moved out because she was jeal she wasn’t invited to hang with the fort party guests Emily, Kristin, Cameron, Brytney, Emily, and Zach.

by Emily and Kristin May 16, 2008