mattie j

A pussy ass bitch, who has a small dick.

Damn, jeffrey is a real mattie j.

by SuzieMom December 24, 2017

Matty Long-armed

When you’re banging a girl from behind and you reach around through her legs and fondle your own balls instead of the clit

That ni$$a wasn’t shit… he Matty long-armed me.

by Matty bolonese January 20, 2022

matty debnham

head shaped like a upsidedown mc donalds happy meal box

your matty debnham shuuuush

by harrharr May 25, 2021

Matty D Raps

Matty D Raps is the mayor of Bay ridge, He is ginger and the sexist man alive.

MMMMM Matty D Raps

by Isabella Cimino December 22, 2019

The Matty

A fun evening with the lads on f1 2022 but he ignores you and let's you down cos he's a tory and rather spend time seeing how many Lego action fingers up his bum.

Shall we have an night with the matty

by Oxydious July 22, 2022

Matty McTech

Matty McTech is a tech and PC enthusiast and content creator who shares tips to improve computer productivity. Their content includes tips for Windows 10, the internet, and PCs, and can be found on YouTube, TikTok, Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter.

Matty McTech is a tech and PC enthusiast and content creator who shares tips to improve computer productivity. Their content includes tips for Windows 10, the internet, and PCs, and can be found on YouTube, TikTok, Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter.

by Yo111dude April 22, 2024

pulling a matty

verb:
to continuously fail your chosen university papers.

to take 4 years to finish a 3 year degree

Keefe: When does benny graduate?
Ryan: He's pulling a matty so i dunno

by Ryan Gultiano May 28, 2007