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Matt Lee Goal 

On fifa, the act of shooting with so much power and from such an angle that the keeper palms the ball away, falling right to a team mate to smash into the open goal. Made famous by some kid who repeated this once up to 3 times in one game.
(player 1 smahes ball at keeper and then scores in an open goal)

player 2: That was a Matt Lee goal you f*****g t***!
Matt Lee Goal by fifagod December 5, 2011

Bradley Martyn 

The mf plug. Bradley is known as the world's greatest (and possibly strongest) drug dealer. Known mostly for selling the finest black tar heroin, dabs, cocaine, and bud in the State of California. Bradley Martyn also owns a gym called Zoo Culture, most famously known for using fake weights. If you want to lift 1,000 pounds with ZERO training, you need to purchase a membership at his gym.
Bradley Martyn is the mf plug!! Hit him up if you need any drug on the market or want to lift fake weights
Bradley Martyn by Uncopyrighta8le January 29, 2020
1- Person who suffers or dies for a belief, idea or cause.
2-(Figuratively) Person who suffers mistreatment
3-/u/Holofan4life
Despite reddit admin's current opression and censorship on loli content, Holofan4life rose up and was unjustly permanently banned. Loved by all, his ban has brought much distraught to the community. He has indeed become a true martyr.
martyr by Friendly Snow Elf February 9, 2019

Mastylock 

When ones main hand becomes stiff and starts to twitch out of control. Chronic masturbation is the leading cause of this common teenage male disease.

Symptoms:
Sudden urge to relieve one self
Bulging fore-arm muscle, with inverse proportion to the opposite fore-arm.

If one finds another person/persons with "Mastylock", it is highly recommended to stand back and then state clearly who currently has it and what it is.

Warning: Staring at someones "Mastylock" can sometimes cause the looker to catch "Mastylock", depending on ones sexuality.
"Oh my god Kieran has Mastylock! Its when someone masturbates so much thier hand locks up!"

Jac is a faggot.
Mastylock by bob schumacer April 2, 2011

Matt Kenseth 

When you're in mid sex and you pile-drive her into a wall.
I Matt Kenseth-ed my girlfriend
Matt Kenseth by Pettee December 22, 2019
A British YouTuber who makes videos looking at random things that people do, he also uses the skull emoji a lot.
Matt Rose is my favourite YouTuber!
Matt Rose by Eddsworld December 6, 2022