masterbationally

Something is so wonderful you would consider, "firing one off" right at that moment.

Can be an object, a person, any "thing"

A. Step Brothers is such a good film!

How good?

Masterbationally Good!

B. Have you seen that new girl?

Is she fit?

Masterbationally!

by OxygenFactory October 17, 2009

Maskerbater

A person who refuses to wear a mask during a pandemic and can therefore go fuck themselves.

A group of maskerbaters came into the office today and I refused to sell them clamming licenses.

by Senor Bunluv August 19, 2020

Golden Masterbathing

The act of urinating while jerking off in the bathtub. It only counts if you come in the bath water and continue bathing afterwards.

"Did you masterbathe this morning?" "Yeah, and I've been skeeving all day from swimming in my own stew." I love golden masterbathing.

by Smith Jerrod December 4, 2012

Brain-Masterbation

When your brain is forced into doing somthing it dosent want to out of habbit, compulsery, or obligation.

Work staring at your computer, Class, Listning to your boss, ringing people up at the grochery store.

by HOJIT November 7, 2003

masterbasement

it is a word that is harmless but actually is like a double untandra, or also a slip on words. its sounds much like masterbating or masterbation. it is used jokingly so it masks the other word

man, im going to masterbasement to her picture

by wag 1 June 29, 2010

Masterhating

Thoroughly enjoy criticizing something, also deliberately seeking things to critize.

"Have you watched Epic Movie lately?"
"That's such a bad movie! It's great for Masterhating though."

by JaredZ June 8, 2007

masterhating

hating ones self for missing the opportunity to score

Person1 : AAh! i hate myself for not getting with that chick.

Person2 : dude...stop masterhating

by bob_da_builda October 18, 2010