The most hilarious person you will ever meet, seemingly perfect except for the fact that she is Irish. Although she his thick and very sexy. One of the kindest people you will meet and their favorite quote is probably “In Mary we trust” or something along those lines.
by Mary=Simp April 28, 2022

The prettiest girl that loves to laugh and smile, especially at her own jokes. She wants to see the best in people, and is likely to go out of her way for people no matter what. When you first meet her she might come off quit and shy, but if you get to know her she can be the quite opposite. She is sensitive and gets her heart broken easily, but you would never know . There is so much mystery and unknown to her at the same time, only some people are lucky to be able to known who she truly is fully. If you have a Mary in your life, hold on to her tight.
Brad: bro, that girl your dating is not likely any other girl you have dated
Alex: I know bro, she’s such a Mary
Alex: I know bro, she’s such a Mary
by crawforg December 8, 2019

The act of being forcibly pushed down the stairs, and landing on your little brother’s broken violin.
by vvv_143 September 8, 2023

Some one who loves to sleep watch YouTube or Netflix . Her favorite drink is Dr. pepper and favorite food is Chinese and lives on social media and is an sports player . She is very shy but once you meet her she is super bright and funny . Once you meet a Mary you can’t ever lose her .
by Butterfly09 June 28, 2019

by tpoh06 January 27, 2018

Bloody Mary, which is a ghost. No one likes this ghost because it looks like a TAGALA.
BUT, some other Mary can be as good and pretty as an angel....But not for a Mary Tagala
BUT, some other Mary can be as good and pretty as an angel....But not for a Mary Tagala
by CoLLiN StYLeS May 13, 2021

by Wissals bestie February 3, 2021
