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Manchester Handshake

Two people greeting each other with a hug, while simultaneously reaching around to steal their wallets from the back pocket.
Never met each other before, and they both went in with a manchester handshake!
by Barry Sprout November 16, 2013
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Manchester United

Manchester United, one of the best club in the world.
Manchester United is the best club in the world
by Marcusinho10 December 6, 2018
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Manchester

A word of expression to imitate the accent of one from Manchester. Usually said in unison with others.
Person 1: "Yeah I'm going up to Manchester today"
Person 2: " Manchester"
Person 3: "Manchester"
Person 4: "Manchester"
by SM067221 February 1, 2019
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manchester ohio

Lots and lots of ice heads
Lots and lots of whores
Lots and lots of hillbillies

You just can't go wrong here
That place, Manchester Ohio, is just so horrible.
by Myfatherwasamoonshiner69 February 12, 2019
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James 44 from Manchester

someone who is usually well hung, desperate for attention, looks for women in the local Manchester area and isn't afraid to show what he's into
'Craigslist Personals'
'showing results for Men looking for women'
'James 44 from Manchester UK'
by Paul Heape May 31, 2018
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Manchester United

A team that has qualified for the UEFA Europa league
Manchester United has been in 6th since Ole was at the wheel
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Manchester

A "Manchester" is used in response to an individual claiming a completely ridiculous course of action. Once Manchestered, said individual must complete his claim within either 24 hours or within a mutually agreed upon time frame, otherwise punishable with an open hand slap to the face. However if the Manchestered individual succeeds, they are then allowed to slap the individual who put the Manchester into motion. So Manchester with care.

Participating in the practice of Manchestering, is an opt in game for the participants, with no option to opt out for the remainder of the participant's lifespan.

“Do. Or do not. There is no try.” -Yoda
Example 1:
Subject 1: I can get that girl's number if I tried.

Subject 2: Manchester

Subject 1: (Does not try)
Subject 2: (Slaps Subject 1 with an open hand slap to the face)

Example 2:
Subject 1: I can get that girl's number if I tried.

Subject 2: Manchester

Subject 1: (Tries and fails)
Subject 2: (Slaps Subject 1 with an open hand slap to the face)

Example 3
Subject 1: I can get that girl's number if I tried.

Subject 2: Manchester

Subject 1: (Tries and gets the number)
Subject 2: (Prepares for a slapping)
Subject 1: (Slaps Subject 2 with an open hand slap to the face)
by illyvilly September 24, 2019
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