Manchester United

Rubbish

person 1: I support Manchester United
person 2: Rubbish

by SergioAguero January 23, 2025

Manchester United

Manchester United, one of the best club in the world.

Manchester United is the best club in the world

by Marcusinho10 December 6, 2018

manchester scum

United fans who still believe their team is great

Let's go watch the Manchester scum embarasss themselves again

by Vynnee November 11, 2020

James 44 from Manchester

someone who is usually well hung, desperate for attention, looks for women in the local Manchester area and isn't afraid to show what he's into

'Craigslist Personals'
'showing results for Men looking for women'
'James 44 from Manchester UK'

by Paul Heape May 31, 2018

manchester united

a team that is loved by millions of people and in fact is one of the biggest football (soccer if u youre a bigot) teams in the world. manchester united used to peak in the 2000s but recently supporting them has been a turbulent experience

person A: hey i heard you support manchester united.

person B: yea, fun fact WE HAVEN'T WON THE PREMIER LEAGUE IN 10 YEARS.

by saibo September 2, 2023

Manchester Derby

A football match that used to be entertaining, but is now a local derby between a club with no history and a club with no future.

"Hey the Manchester Derby is on"
No one cares city will just win 3-0"

by offsidegoalfc November 8, 2023

Manchester United

An English football club that plays in the English Premier League. They were once the best team in England and also once one of the best teams in Europe. Nowadays they are a shadow of its former shelf and an absolute laughing stock due to the club being run more as a business by the Glazers rather than a football club.

Manchester United may take decades to rise as an elite team again.

by Narrow Lines June 18, 2022