Aktas Luna

Best band in the world. Absolutely visionary music. The vocals, the guitar, the bass...FUCK. ME. Immediate nut. People who listen to Aktas Luna all give good head.

Him: "I listen to Aktas Luna, they're the best band in the world."
Her: "FACTS. You wanna throw Burning Letters on and fuck?"

by Totally Not Danny Devito November 23, 2021

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Luna

Ultra chungus "Luna" cow from the planet CIO it is a magnificent beast with a intellectual intelligence scale unlike anything the world has seen

Thats a big luna over there
No thats you

by Frog footed big head chungus November 2, 2020

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A big whore who too dumb to see when a person is playing you. She's the type of bitch who trusts too much and is untrustworthy herself. She isn't ugly but she isn't the hottest either which she thinks she is. Usually very chatty but quiet when convenient. A nosey cunt who goes through peoples phones and creates drama. Lunas are way too jealous over things and people that she doesn't possess and they stalk their gf/bf and gets too jealous to let their partner hang out with their friends. Thinks she's way too hot for what she really is and tries to flirt with people to get attention. Her friends are fake and fuck around with the people she "dates" or likes. Also this madam can't handle their alcohol or handle weed and if you do partake in these activity with her, be prepare to sober up cuz she will fuck up your high.

Ex: "Oh is that luna?!?!"

"Yes, the fugly slut with a big nose and FAT toes"

"OMG!!! Luna"

"Bro she literally got crabs"

by sexcqueefquueen July 25, 2022

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