Last night in the dark this girl was fucking and sucking my cock like a hose hound, and when we were done there was still blood at the base of the shaft of my penis. I'm pretty sure I got leech head!
by MCTAHOE July 02, 2011
by Dr. Delarney November 17, 2019
(noun) the host of a turner leech. though in most cases the turner becomes so attached to the host that it depends upon it entirely and does whatever he/she says whenever they say it. like a bitch in a way!
"haha you are a turnerous leech infestant now what are you gonna do punk??"
"probably make him clean my shoes dude!!!"
"probably make him clean my shoes dude!!!"
by dan is my slave!! May 06, 2003
a close person who hates on themselves but is actually the noun.; the most beautiful person you have ever met. but yet still you show your love and affection by making fun of them.
by ss2315 October 22, 2017
A person who steals the hard work of others to gain anything, either because they lack the skill to get it themselves or they're just assholes
by thedebtcollector October 17, 2023
“Waaah, did you see the big lass last night? Clinging on to the me like a cobweb in hair, what a fuckn leech’
by CumbrianMotter December 02, 2023
1. Noun; A person who can't keep a job and relies on the contributions of a significant other to get by, while not giving any credit to said significant other; The loss or lack of employment is usually "not their fault."
Steven lost his job, looks like Jen has the leech in full force yet again.
Steven has reached peak leech, lost 3 jobs in one year and still hasn't contributed to the mortgage.
Steven has reached peak leech, lost 3 jobs in one year and still hasn't contributed to the mortgage.
by whosthegoat June 26, 2018