mine laying

To lay a silent, or otherwise, fart in a shop aisle. This must be one that is putrid to the senses.

To participate in Mine Laying, one must observe the following code for perfect mine layage:
1) Find a large shop with clearly observable aisles, music shops generally are ideal.
2) Choose an aisle with no body present and release you mine.
3) Walk away from you mine and observe from a safe distance.
4) Try not to laugh too noticably when you clearly see the next person in the aisle grimace with sheer horror at the smell they have walked in to!!!!

by broken banjo March 27, 2007

laynee

kind and sometimes bratty

my little sister who is laynee

by nobody knows!! January 3, 2014

demi lardner

Is a south australian "Comedian", she is not funny at all.

Friend: Yo Demi Lardner is so funny
Me: Go kys pls

by ma namma jeff June 2, 2018

Layn

A heartbreaker who claims to be in love yet turns around on a whim and up and leaves.

Don't pull a Layn

by TheStupidEx April 25, 2011

Laying Up

The opposite of laying down/when you have someone laying on top of you.

Person 1: Oh hey! Things are getting pretty serious between my partner and I!
Person 2: Really?
P1: Yeah! Last night we were laying up!
P2: Cool bro!

by Tedalina14 June 11, 2018

laydiana

hyperactive girl

miss chiv

by Laydiana November 9, 2003

Layne

your fantasy, wonderworld

Damn, Layne is a wonderworld and she's my fantasy.

by amanda, layne, and angieee December 25, 2007