the jumbo latte split

when you have a huge urge to take a shit and you try and run to the toilet but you trip over and shit your pants and as the poo soaks your clothes a random person in the crowd runs over to you and throws hot water on your face.

Jasmine: hey Hannah did you see that rich guy shit his pants in town yesterday I threw a cup of hot water on his face and gave him the jumbo latte split.

Hannah: LOL

by GETLITADVENTURTIME January 23, 2018

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Running Latte

When you're running late because you've stopped for coffee. Or, you're already running late, so you stop for coffee anyway.

Hey, I'll be there in 15 minutes, in just running latte.

by DrJones1603 November 02, 2023

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urban latte

this is what you call a yerba mate while in sanfrancisco

While in SanFrancisco I went and picked up an urban latte to go with my mixed grain yogurt

by probablydefining August 03, 2023

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Depresso latte

Instead of having a latte to wake you up and make you happy
You have a Depresso latte to make you sad and grumpy

That cunts way too happy order him a Depresso latte, that will sort the cunt out.

by Beth Putin May 25, 2022

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Depresso latte

The drink you order for a moody,needy depressed cunt

Kristie ordered Adam a depresso latte cause he was being a sensitive cunt again.

Order that faggot fuck a depresso latte he’s whining like a lil bitch.

by Beth Putin May 14, 2022

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