lap dance

a misnomer as no dancing is involved. think dry humping but at $200/hr.

Damn, that fine chick just gave me a lap dance and took all my money. What a ho! (but I'd do it again!)

by "Brian" September 13, 2003

Lap in a box

A laptop placed into a bin with a laptop cooler pad and some speakers.

I made myself one of those lap in a boxes.

by VBGfishytail May 6, 2006

lap whore

someone who eagerly sits in anyone's lap at the slightest opportunity.

sofi was such a lap whore at that party, every single time i looked at her she was sitting in someone else's lap!

by tasha.. December 12, 2009

lap butter

the juice that flows forth from an excited woman

as john bounced janet on his knee he could detect a slight residue of lap butter seeping through his trouser leg

by stopherer May 11, 2008

jabber laps

The action of driving or cruising in ones car around the local streets and beaches. Jabber lappers typically drive either v8,s that sound good or small doof doof cars with stereos that sound good. Usually done by rev heads on a regular basis on weekends. Male Jabber Lappers tend to drive with one elbow resting out the window. Female Jabber Lappers are a newer breed but they still partake in this pursuit, tending to drive smaller cars typically with some sticker on the back window claiming them to be a princess or 100% bitch.
Jabber Lappers will typically drive the same stretch or circuit of road repeatedly in any given evening or afternoon.
Often referred to as hoons.

The doof doof boys are doing jabber laps again.

by K8T October 10, 2006

Lap Candy

A relationship based on only sexual needs with no emotional connection.

A girl/boy whose only purpose is to service their lover whenever needed.

"Hey baby want to come over and be my lap candy? I'll lick you all night long."
"Ohhh I'm getting soaked already be there in a few!"

"Dude Julie is my lap candy."
"I heard she was Kevin's lap candy for awhile. I'd be careful man she's a total slut!"

by Anona1989 May 1, 2009

Lap dance

An erotic dance in which a woman or man sits in a chair and the giver( woman or man) grinds on their lap using their groin, ass, penis, etc

The lap dances at the strip club are expensive

by Hockey Stick May 18, 2015