nub knob

A person who
a) sucks at a video game
b) posesses qualities of a complete moron

n: Lets not invite Mark over; he is such a nub knob.

adj: Omg, you are acting like a nub knob.

by lucky88 October 12, 2008

knob turban

The twisted up rag that one covers the upper half of the penis after masturbation, used to catch the leakies to prevent staining the sheets.

After hand jiving to a Shakira video, John made a knob turban out of an old gym sock to prevent spotted sheets.

by Poppa Squat April 12, 2007

knob socket

A dirty dirty (dirty) whore.

Mike: "I'm so horny. I need to get my end away"

Jack: "Talk to Candy, she's a bit of a knob socket"

by Oik Oik May 5, 2007

knob scratcher

a hairdresser in Birmingham, UK

"I'm off to get my knob scratched"

"what do you do for a living?
I'm a knob scratcher"

by Rangie Tom September 23, 2005

Control knobs

1. An utter mistake of an action, one which immediately disgusts all which are around.
2. An utter mistake of a person, one whose presence immediately disgusts all which are around.

"He's such a control knobs."
"(The most moronic sentence ever uttered)" - 🎛️

by ControlKnobsEnjoyer1961 March 23, 2023

knob jostler

(noun): an enthusiastic jerk off;

A person who likes to aggressively rub you the wrong way with the wreckless abandon of someone aggressively working the joystick of an 80's arcade game

Man: (after getting cut off on the highway) First this guy has the nerve to cut me off and now he's going to give me the finger?! Would you look at this knob jostler!

by HookfaceSteve June 7, 2018

Knob Jockey

A person, usually of the female gender, who has a particular penchant for 'riding' a knob. The term is therefore usually used as a derogatory expletive in reference to men, implying that the said person is homosexual and therefore sub-standard

George W Bush is a bit of a knob jockey..

by Foiz April 9, 2003