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Show me the Kettle

An term often used to refer to something saught after.
Jim McBurger Vagina: Aww look new badass nike trainers
Cillian Fitzpatrick: Show me the Kettle
by juffmongoose February 14, 2012
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Texas tea kettle

Wait till somebody has to poop then tie them upside down and stretch out their asshole, then proceed to pour boiling water down the anus, wait a few and then drink the results
I want some Texas tea kettle right about now
by Thatonecoolguy62974 June 14, 2025
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Kettle laugh

When you laugh and it sounds like a kettle when the water’s boiling
by CamboxCA January 27, 2024
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Different kettle of fish

a completely different type of person or thing from the one previously mentioned.
"the new office is a rather different kettle of fish"
by Arminkshipper April 20, 2025
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Kettle

Refers to the act of doing something in a ritualistic old fashion manner that could have been accomplished more efficiently through means of a current technology ora faster process. The term originated with tea drinkers who prefer an older approach to the time honored tradition of a social "tea time". It is stated that a certain joy comes from not just the drinking and sharing of a cup of tea but the ritual of steeping the water in the kettle and taking the time to enjoy the entire process involved. A means, to remind folks to slow down in such a busy era and enjoy the process. Also a means to insult someone for being old fashion.
"are you using a tea pot instead of a microwave to heat that cup of water? Whoa's that's Kettle!", "why are you still paying bills with a check book? that's so kettle?", "I enjoy folks who pick up the phone to discuss business instead of an emotionless email or text, it's quite kettle and endearing".
by MD Wayne December 14, 2022
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Kettle Dodger

Someone who in the workplace always makes sure they're last to the tea room during break time so they do not have to make the tea/coffee for everyone
- Have you ever seen Graham make the tea?
- No mate, he's a classic kettle dodger
by MightyMorphinFlowerArranger August 2, 2016
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Kettlee

A Participant in the Act of Kettling. The kettlee will always be the one to recieve.
"I'm going to ask Laura if she'd mind terribly if I made her my Kettlee."
by Professor Wow December 10, 2008
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