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chads kettle

the art of pouring pissing in your parters vagina, then getting your dog to lick it clean. the world record for the quickest time was 24 seconds.
jerome- bro i just tried the chads kettle

ben- na no way
by Ew_Its_Jason April 22, 2022
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kettlebell vs. kettle-cooked

Refers to all da weight-lifting exercise dat you'll hafta perform if you habitually chow down on chips and other fattening crap.
As a total chips-'n'-donuts junkie, Homer Simpson could conceivably be viewed as a prime "kettlebell vs. kettle-cooked" candidate, although I would seriously question whether his ponderous flabby bulk and squishy muscles could ever even begin to perform any strenuous exercise regimen!
by QuacksO April 28, 2022
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kettling

expression used to show how funny something is i.e. wheezing so hard that you sound like a kettle
IM KETTLINGGG LMAOOOO😭💀💀
by zeeeee<3 April 12, 2022
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The Pot Calling the Kettle Black

Yasuo mains saying Queens of Leauge users are weird
Yasuo Main: Omg QOL users are weird
QOL user: Not the Pot calling the kettle black
by IDK ME I Guess October 6, 2021
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kettle food

Yes bro launch them noodles in that kettle there , best had be koka noodles though la if not ye gettin locked in a cell with big mudbone for a night ye on me -kettle food
by Mudbone jr May 21, 2021
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poop kettle

The device adib uses to loosen the turd nuggets out of his crevice
by one wholesome dude December 27, 2024
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Texas tea kettle

Wait till somebody has to poop then tie them upside down and stretch out their asshole, then proceed to pour boiling water down the anus, wait a few and then drink the results
I want some Texas tea kettle right about now
by Thatonecoolguy62974 June 14, 2025
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