The jizz pill is the dried semen that remains in your belly button after someone jiizzes all up in your tummy space.
by Twatwaffleblumpkin May 20, 2017
The lebron jizz is when you jerk off and throw your jizz in the air using the same motion that Lebron James does before every game.
by jonsjeans March 11, 2016
A fine particulate ejaculation of semen, excreted from a penis. Usually occurring after multiple ejaculations where the semen has lost it's viscosity.
After stroking my cock vigorously for several seconds, I covered her body with my jizz mist, which is all I could muster after a long day of marathon sex.
by Dr. Drizzle November 03, 2015
by DoBoDaBo June 03, 2009
that foam that sprays out the top of your beer can after its been shaken too much. it covers the top and is just nasty to get on you
by samuel colt August 31, 2009
Insult thought of by Mark on Peep Show, when trying to think of ways to enrage a driver enough to run him over - thus avoiding his wedding to Sophie.
"You're an utter jizz cock."
by The Mysterious Stanley Knife May 29, 2007
A jizz; that involves being pampered whilst you masterbate; the first person masterbates, whilst the second performs a relaxing activity, such as massaging the shoulders; washing the hair; or feeding ferrero rocher. The second person could be a lover, close friend or paid services.
by Wolly_Jones May 02, 2011