jizz mist

A fine particulate ejaculation of semen, excreted from a penis. Usually occurring after multiple ejaculations where the semen has lost it's viscosity.

After stroking my cock vigorously for several seconds, I covered her body with my jizz mist, which is all I could muster after a long day of marathon sex.

by Dr. Drizzle January 4, 2016

Jizz Clot

When a person has swallowed so much jizz that their bodily fluids have been totally replaced by seaman. Any injury thereafter will result in clotting filled with jizz!

Example: Doza spent so much time as the pivot man in the circle jerk that his blood was soon replaced by seaman. After receiving a particularly hefty mushroom stamp to his skull from James, he developed a nearly fatal "Jizz Clot" in his brain!

by nonkatt August 17, 2011

Jizz Pump

an organ that surrounds the urethra of males at the base of the bladder, comprising a muscular portion, which controls the release of urine, and a glandular portion, which secretes an alkaline fluid that makes up part of the semen and enhances the motility and fertility of sperm.

my jizz pump was hurtin because I skeeted so hard on that bitch

by CC3631 January 17, 2009

Jizz Wand

The act of a man blowing his load while simultaneously flailing his penis, like a magic wand, all over someones face

After her first time anal, i whipped my meat-lance out of her butt and showered her with my Jizz Wand.

by Ant Beniquez August 20, 2009

beer jizz

that foam that sprays out the top of your beer can after its been shaken too much. it covers the top and is just nasty to get on you

aww man, noah spilled that nasty beer jizz on me...i'm gonna smell like beer for a week

by samuel colt September 1, 2009

jizz cock

Insult thought of by Mark on Peep Show, when trying to think of ways to enrage a driver enough to run him over - thus avoiding his wedding to Sophie.

"You're an utter jizz cock."

by The Mysterious Stanley Knife June 28, 2007

Comfy jizz

A jizz; that involves being pampered whilst you masterbate; the first person masterbates, whilst the second performs a relaxing activity, such as massaging the shoulders; washing the hair; or feeding ferrero rocher. The second person could be a lover, close friend or paid services.

Your playing call of duty, whilst wanking, and someone starts feeding you wagon wheels = Comfy jizz

by Wolly_Jones May 25, 2011