dirty bird jenkins

What you name your dog's favorite and dirtiest chew toy. Or, your mom.

Hannah: Did you know my name is a palindrome?

Todd: Did you know I don't care?

Hannah: Geez... hey, what the hell is that in your dog's mouth?

Todd: Oh that? That's just Dirty Bird Jenkins. He loves that thing.

Hannah: Oh,ok. Hey, did you know my middle name is Racecar? Also a palin...

Todd: Palemdrome, we get it. Who invited you here anyway?

Hannah: Your mom.

by Lilbunnymofo February 20, 2023

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Brandon Jenkins

Complete fucking dick head

Brandon, you're being yourself! Stop being Brandon Jenkins.

by pussymasterthedon February 5, 2019

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Pull a Jenkins

If someone questions your methods after a blunder (especially one of your own making), simply deny any blame and instead send them a topical Wikipedia article without explanation and refuse to reconsider your actions.

Made famous by dir Patty Jenkins who after being ask by studio executives to rewrite her script for Wonder Woman 3, refused and instead sent them a link to the Wonder Woman Wikipedia page.

My mechanic asked me why I'd put gasoline in my Tesla, so I decided to Pull a Jenkins and sent him the Wikipedia on gasoline generating electricity.

by B_dub3 December 9, 2022

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Noah Jenkins

Dogshit ass magician,thats a retard in school but not really,Kid got mad cake

even though hes bad at magic,he got ass like Noah Jenkins

by daddyjett January 29, 2020

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Michael Jenkins

Lmao sis drop him he is legit a messed up psychopath, now sis run for your dear life before you end up dead because he is just messed up and no joke all his friends talk bad about him so you might struggle if you try meet his friends because they are like so fake to him oh and he has a tiny winy dick <3

Michael Jenkins is bleh.

by Ehemmmmehem November 9, 2020

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