person1: dude did you hear *jasper dolphin* on the new ofwgkta song??
person2: i heard hes only on the beat to make his rocks grow faster...
person3: well i mean he has a tv show so ig hes kinda a actor
person2: i heard hes only on the beat to make his rocks grow faster...
person3: well i mean he has a tv show so ig hes kinda a actor
by ayooochrz April 15, 2023

Literally the most awesome person you know. He’s funny and smart and athletic, and a bit of a nerd sometimes. He pulls whoever he wants though, so don’t think you can escape him. He’s also really handsome.
by anonymous December 18, 2022

a sarcastic girl who says "head ass" or "periodt" un ironically, but its lowkey kinda cute, would give her 100 hugs, im at 6 rn
jasper
by TPFKadin September 11, 2019

by Notgarret's sister December 13, 2022

jasper is a fucking pussy
by jasper=pussy November 27, 2021
