japanese jacuzzi

the act of gargling a nut sack with a mouth full of warm water

She had a mouth half full with water. I put my bolas in the mouth, she gargled, i moaned, happy ending, boom-japanese jacuzzi

by Lyricalminded [Dont Die!] December 18, 2008

Japan Time

used when describing that time of the month for a woman. A white pad with a red spot in the middle, looks like the Japanese flag

Dang, I won't be getting laid tonight cuz its Japan Time for my girlfriend.

by Bigrckstr January 6, 2012

Japan

A place with very good food

why id love to visit Japan

by Rhodesianbushman January 27, 2022

Japanese Walrus Sandwich

When a shemale fucks you in the ass through a rip in your pants, resembling a walrus' teeth. This is called a Japanese Walrus Sandwich, which is recommended never to try.

OMG! I just saw this porn and the shemale gave him a Japanese Walrus Sandwich!

Sonny: Why is Brandon walking like that?
Myles: Oh, Ryan gave him a Japanese Walrus Sandwich.

by Sonny the Stuntman December 18, 2008

japanglish

japanese and english all mixed up, used by Japanese exchange students and long-term gaijin residents of Japan who text their english-speaking friends in japanese cuz it's easier on the thumbs.

FG: Aitsu is crazy ayashii man, I'm bout to kettobasu his ass.
Yusuke: What's with the japanglish? You forget how to speak English?

by shochu rokku November 19, 2006

Japancakes

Japanese pancakes.

Japan + Pancakes = Japancakes

Phil: "Hi, I'll have some Japancakes please."

Waiter: "Sorry, don't you mean Japanese Pancakes?"

Phil: "No, you heard me, JAPANCAKES!"

Waiter: "I'm sorry sir, we don't have that."

Phil: "Don't Japanic, I can take my business elsewhere then. Or go home and open my Japantry and make my own Japancakes. Or I can ride my Japanda or Japanther and go to Japanama and get some from there."

Waiter: "Keep your Japants on!"

by PHIL MATE! December 29, 2009

Japanese Microwave

To fart under the covers of a bed and then use the bed sheet to fan and focus the noxious gas to your partners face, a quick version of the Dutch oven

Toni let rip a huge one and Fin quickly flicked the blanet giving her a Japanese microwave.

by MasterFish April 25, 2013