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Jake

Jake is a very athletic, kind and attractive person. He is somebody you want to get with and if you let go you will regret it for the rest of your life. But, if you mess with Jakes friends or family he will be the first one to stand up and beat your ass. You want a Jake type in your life
-If you disrespect jake or his friends/family your in trouble

- Jake is compared to a gem
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The most bad ass cool ass man you ever see he has lots of cool thingand is cracked in every game
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Has extremely large penis. Way larger than people named Noah’s penises.
I hate Noah’s. I want a Jake!
by Jake>Noah October 12, 2019
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a very loveable boy that you can’t get enough of, he’s very handsome, hot, sexy etc and can always make your day. He has a great sense of humour and can make you laugh at anything he says. He can turn anything into a joke and make it funny. He’s the best person you’ll ever meet and he will always have a special place in your heart. He always knows how to treat his girl right.
Brydie: gosh Jake is so amazing..
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Jake is an extremely kind, genuine guy with the best intentions for all of his friends and girls in his life. He is loyal, trustworthy and has the utmost respect for woman and knows how to make a girl smile. Jake has nice blue eyes with light brown hair with a smile that lights up the room. He can be the most chill guy until his family, friends or girl is disrespected then he’ll give those people hell. You wouldn’t wanna mess with a Jake.
Girl 1- hey did you see that Jake guy over their giving those guys the beat down?!!

Girl 2- yeah I’d feel bad for anyone who crossed him. He always has his friends backs!
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Jake is a guy that will do anything you do but better. If you think your the best at something.... Think again because Jake just showed up and he's going to prove you wrong! His nickname is 9 iron for a reason. He can cure scoliosis buy inserting his gigantic penis into any woman's rectum. But he also does men. Not because he's gay but because he's a bro and knows back pain sucks.
Girl: My boyfriend was the best sex ever until Jake came along... He railed me and gave me a spinal realignment all at once.

Once you get a Jake, you'll have more than you can take.
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Jake is usually docile but while snap if he hears one more Jake from StateFarm joke.
Hey Jake from statefarm
Jake:I will snap your fucking neck
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